Dick Fitswell's 18 inch penis in search of the Perfect Fit.
by Jack Corbett
Dick Fitswell's 18 inch penis in search of the Perfect Fit.
by Jack Corbett
| While the rest of us search for wealth, self actualization or the right career , Fitswell sets out looking for his Holy Grail, the perfect fit while finding himself at all corners of the globe, his quest relentless. |
| There's the Dick Fitswell stories themselves and there was one Dick Fitswell video But once Dick Fitswell captured a whole world's imagination (or scorn), Alpha Productions introduced the Fitswell series of art contests. | He's the man to beat all
men, a who becomes one of the world's most renowned theologians who
pisses of so many Christians that he has to leave the U.S. to run a
Bangkok whorehouse. "The Edwardian Journal" An astonished world of admirers and detractors waits for his next misadventure with abated breath "The Studmuffin Times" |
|
|
|
||
| Artists who submitted images for the Dick Fitswell Artist Series had their images on display in the Fitswell Art Gallery whether they won or lost. The contest was a close call that pitted Greyghost's Dick Fitswell against Henry Manning's artistic rendering of what the real Dick Fitswell should look like. The image above won by just one vote. Henry's a friend of Frankie of the Lost Angels Hall of Fame. | ||
| But that was long ago. The video of the real Dick Fitswell has been lost to posterity. In the meantime, out there somewhere, some say he's prowling Pattaya and Bangkok Thailand's go go clubs and beer bars, Dick Fitswell still lurks looking for that perfect fit that will make his world whole again. For now, we only have the following twenty-eight Dick Fitswell legendary stories of the man whose life will no doubt become the single greatest epic event of the twentieth century. |
