Dick Fitswell and the Ministers Wife
by Jack Corbett


Dick Fitswell convinces the minister's wife to divorce the minister for lying to her that the Holy Sepulcher was where Christ was crucified

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Once Linda started reading the book Dick Fitswell gave her, the minister didn't stand a chance.   The facts were against him.   Linda felt betrayed by her husband who had brought her thousands of miles to Jerusalem where the pair slogged miles through Christian religious sites.  They had seen where the Last Supper was believed to have taken place.  She had accepted the stations of the cross all along the Via Dolorosa as gospel.  Her husband had taken her to all thirteen stations of the cross, along the traditional route believed to have been the one Christ carried his cross to Golgotha.  She had wept at the Church of the Holy Sepulcher when she felt the spirit of Christ enter her as she looked upon the spot he was crucified in.  But it was all a lie.  Christ had not been crucified there.  Fitswell had proven that.  Instead, she had learned that an Arab bus station now marks the spot where the Holy Cross stood.  

"Liars, imbeciles," she had cried out in her bedroom when the truth finally sunk in.  "All of them.   My husband who made me worship all those places where Christ did not suffer.   And the idiot Christians who've been worshipping such false shrines for nearly two-thousand years and fighting over them for centuries.  All of them blood sucking mental midgets.  She immediately started divorce proceedings against her husband for mental cruelty------to be continued in the book which you can buy in paperback or two e reader formats from Amazon and lulu.com


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