Leah Layne's the star, but she's also going to be the referee
of the first S.P.E.W. (Sexy Professional Exotic Wrestling) wrestling match between Killer Kloey and Dirty
Heather.
So stick around to see who's going to be the world
champion wrestler of the exotic entertainment world--you can be sure
that Leah Layne as referee will play a huge role over who will emerge as
the champion of S.P.E.W. and that the results will astound you.
The photo shoot took place at Mandalay Bay during the 2002 Exotic
Dancer's adult convention. But actually, it didn't take place at
Mandalay Bay. My sidekick Mike Keszei merely hooked up with Leah
Layne during the convention with Leah joining the pair back at their
suite over at the Luxor, Mandalay Bay's sister casino and hotel. I
was determined to find a hot feature entertainer for an article for
"Xtreme Magazine" the East Coast adult magazine he was writing for.
And it was Leah Layne who so graciously stepped forward to be the Xtreme
model during the convention.
The photo shoot was totally nude and it proved to be the start of a
long lasting friendship between us. Several times over the next
several years Leah would stop over at my Saint Louis Metro East
apartment to stay for up to a week at a time, often working as a
house dancer at Roxy's, a PT's club, in order to make some money while
doing photo shoots for me. But the real classic event of my many
dealings with Leah was the time she brought her one legged dog we called
Tripod over for one of her extended visits. I had one of the
Roxy's house dancers calling me, not just everyday, but several times
each day. The girl had her heart set on becoming a feature
entertainer. The trouble was she couldn't even show up often
enough to even be a reliable house dancer. But once she found out
Leah would be staying with me she was over to my apartment in a flash.
And Leah, who did have what it took to be a successful feature and who
was reliable, indulged her, because there's one thing that sets Leah off
from the rest of the pack. She's got one of the hugest hearts of any
woman I've ever met. The house dancer was one of the biggest
screw-up's you could possibly imagine, but when the house dancer decided
our all doing bicycling together on one of the Saint Louis Metro East's
nearby bicycle trails, Leah went along with the idea.
I had my own bicycle. The house dancer had two, cheap bicycles
such as you might buy at Walmart. So I loaded three bicycles up in
my pickup and we all rode down together to the entry point of a nearby
trail. But Leah just had to bring Tripod along, not wanting to
have her little dog miss out on any of the fun. She had a little
backpack affair and put the little dog in it so the dog could ride on
top of Leah's back while she pedaled up the trail. But we didn't
even get one mile up the trail before the house dancer's bicycle got a
flat tire.
I'm telling you this little story just to prepare all of you for the
basic party atmosphere surrounding the first S.P.E.W. wrestling match
when Killer Kloey came down out of Iowa to take on Killer Kloey in the
ring. Heather brought along a friend of hers, Krazy Ted, a disk
jockey working for Sapphires Gentlemen's Club and an attractive female
friend, Megan, who I'd be meeting for the first time. The trio
stayed over at my Collinsville apartment with me and then the four of us
drove 160 miles to join everyone else at Big Daddy's Cabaret. We
met Leah at Big Daddy's who was going to drive back to my apartment with
me after she completed her feature entertainer gig at Big Daddy's and
S.P.E.W.'s first championship event was over. But for Leah Layne a
normal hotel room just didn't cut it. She had to have a suite and
offered to pay Big Daddy the difference between the hotel room he had
offered her and what she really wanted.
Truth is, Leah Layne is a real party animal and a people person who
loves having all kinds of interesting people around her. So Krazy
Ted, Megan, Dirty Heather and I all wound up getting hotel rooms near
Leah's suite. I wind up with Megan for my roommate, a girl I had
just met the night before. Ted wound up rooming with Dirty
Heather. But later on we were all joined by Pleasure and
Paine who wound up staying with Leah in her suite. Paine and
Pleasure had driven all the way down from Columbus, Ohio, which was
something like a 500 mile drive to Big Daddy's.
Back then, Paine was 39 and Pleasure was, I think, 21. Both
were house dancers working in a Columbus topless club and Paine was and
is Pleasure's daughter. I had met them both at Nudes-A-Poppin
and that's how we all got them started in all this S.P.E.W. business.
Pleasure was incredibly beautiful and she had this perfect body.
Paine was her mother and although still attractive, she knew her career
as a stripper was rapidly winding down. But knowing that her
daughter had all the physical equipment to succeed in the top ranks of
the adult entertainment industry she kept pushing Pleasure to develop
all the right contacts to help propel her towards future stardom.
And I suppose I was one of the right contacts. I was.
Meanwhile there was this young aggressive very amiable general
manager at Des Moines Lumber Yard who went by the nickname Big Mike.
And if you think Big Daddy's big, you should take a look at Big Mike who
must have been around six foot seven while weighing well over 300
pounds. Dirty Heather might have been from Iowa but she worked at
another club in the same city Krazy Ted worked in while djing at
Sapphires. Big Daddy and Big Mike had gotten acquainted at the
Exotic Dancer Expo in Las Vegas after which Big Daddy had invited Big
Mike down to Missouri to study what Big Daddy was doing with his
wrestling matches that usually pitted one of his customers, who was
always a young U.S. serviceman, against two of his strippers. Big
Mike brought along his head of security and joined in on all of the
festivities.
So the event, the first S.P.E.W. world champion wrestling match would
be a real ongoing party. Not only were there the house dancers
working for Big Daddy. There was also Big Mike and his chief of
security who would wind up shooting the video of the Killer Kloey versus
Dirty Heather wrestling match. There was the feature entertainer,
Leah Layne, who had this uncanny nack for drawing people to her like a
magnet, and there was Crazy Ted and Dirty Heather and Pleasure and
Paine.
Leah Layne over at her hotel suite had this jacuzzi in the center of
her main room. Although I was rooming with Megan, at one point
Leah insisted on giving me a bath in the nude in her jacuzzi, which I
thought was way cool. I remember that, but I can't remember all
the exact facts about what Dirty Heather and Krazy Ted did in that came
jacuzzi as Pleasure and Paine watched while engaged in some animated
discussion or another with Leah while I was upstairs in my room with
Megan trying to sleep.
I call the first S.P.E.W. wrestling match "Death Match 1". At
one point Krazy Ted will be bleeding like a stuck pig after being sliced
with a razor, but that's something you will just have to see later.
Leah Layne would drive back to my apartment with me and wind up staying
with me for a week. One of the things we wound up doing was doing
another video which was to be the referee's commentary on what really
happened during the match along with her predictions for who'd win the
rematch. She'd wind up working at Roxy's and I'd go either to Roxy's to
drink with her and the Roxy's house dancers or I'd drive over to Club
64 just a mile up the road. When her shift would end at Roxy's I'd
then pick Leah up and take her over to Club 64 where we'd often drink in
the swinger's section.
And that was the start of S.P.E.W. And it would only be the
beginning.
