Jack Corbett Missouri Topless Club Guide

Updated on July, 2016

The Jack Corbett Guide to Missouri topless clubs uses a unique five star rating system for finding the best strip clubs

Note to gentlemens club owners--Please e-mail me at if you have a site I have omitted in this guide as I will be more than happy to link it in your listing in order to give your patrons the accurate and detailed information they deserve. 

 

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Arnold Strip Clubs

Club Imperial 

Address:  4328 Jeffco Blvd., Arnold, MO 63010  (Near St. Louis) 63010

Phone:  (636) 464-6770

Type of Dancing:  Bikini

Hours of operation:  Mon-Sun Noon-2 a.m.

Cover charge:  No Cover 

Number of dancers per shift:

Food:  Full Menu

Drink Specials:  Cheap beer

Books Features: 

Web Site: 

  

Columbia Strip Clubs

Club Vogue 

Address:  912 Business Loop 70 East, Columbia, MO 65201

Phone:  573-442-7491

Type of Dancing:  Bikini

Hours of operation:  .See web site below

Cover charge:  $5.00-$15.00 at night

Number of Dancers per shift:  Despite the lack of nudity (all Missouri clubs are severely restricted in this regard), dancers here getting good reviews

Food:  No Food

Drink Specials:  $4.50 full bar

Books Features: 

Web Site:  http://www.goclubvogue.com/

 

Rumors

Address:  2306 Business Loop 70 E., Columbia, MO 65201

Phone: 573-817-1877

Type of Dancing: Nude

Hours of operation: See web site below

Cover charge: $8.00 at night

Number of Dancers per shift: 

Food: No Food

Drink Specials:  Juice Bar $3.50 for juice

Books Features: 

Web Site:  http://www.rumorscabaret.net/

 

Fort Leonard Wood Strip Clubs

Big Louie's Burlesque Saloon

Address:  14025 Hopewell Dr., Dixon, MO

Phone: 573-336-7612

Type of Dancing: Nude

Hours of operation:  See web site below

Cover charge: Varies but oftentimes it's free, especially for military personnel

Number of Dancers per shift: 

Food:  Yes

Drink Specials:  $7.00.  BYOB

Books Features:  

Website:   http://www.ilovebiglouies.com/

Special note on the Missouri Clubs (and especially Big Louie's.  

Clubs in Missouri have had an especially tough time of it due to the relentless persecution by local and state governement authorities.  Unlike clubs in neighoring states there is a lack of nudity in the Missouri clubs.  I've spent a lot of time in the Fort Leonard Wood area and made a life long friendship with Big Daddy, the former owner of Big Daddy's Cabaret, who used to be Big Louie's arch rival.  So I didn't spend  much time at Big Louie's due to my involvement with Big Daddy's.  But in the last few years Big Daddy has moved onto  promoting professional wrestling  and Big Daddy's Cabaret is no more.  Which leaves Big Louie, who I've found to be a very capable strip club owner and congenial host during my occasional photography shoots here.  If it were not for my moving to Thailand, I'd definitley be heading to Big Louie's pretty often as the scenery here in this part of Missouri is spectacular, and I've found the company of the dancers in this neck of the woods to be very worthwhile.  

 

Jane Strip Clubs

Club Hots 

Address:  120 Montgomery Dr., Jane, MO 64804 (South of Joplin on US Hwy 71)

Phone: (417) 226-4949

Type of Dancing: Pasties

Hours of operation:  

Cover charge: $5.00 at night

Number of Dancers per shift: reports are the girls are friendly here, some decent lookers, etc. 

Food:  No

Drink Specials:  $7.00 Full bar

Books Features:   No

Website:  

 

Kaiser Missouri Strip Clubs

Porky's and Night Moves

Address:  3721 County Road 42-3, Kaiser, MO

Phone: 573-302-4475

Type of Dancing: Nude

Hours of Operation:  Thursday - Saturday from 7pm-4am

Cover Charge: $10.00 at night

Number of Dancers per shift:  A newcomer here at the Lake of the Ozarks this club is getting some raving reviews on the girls, management, owner, etc.

Food: 

Drink Specials:  Beer and Wine.  Full Bar and BYOB

Books Features:

Web Site:  

   

Kansas City Strip Clubs

Bazooka's Showgirls 

Address:  1717 Main Street, Kansas City, MO 64108

Phone: 816-421-1915

Type of Dancing: Nude

Hours of Operation:  check web site below

Cover Charge: $15.00-$20.00 at night

Number of Dancers per shift: 

Food:  Appetizers

Drink Specials:  Juice Bar.  $2.50 for juice

Books Features: Yes

Web Site:   http://www.bazookasshowgirls.com/

 

Chrome 

Address:  7400 E. Hwy. 40, Kansas City, MO  64129

Phone:  816-921-8487

Type of Dancing:  Bikini

Hours of operation: See web site below

Cover Charge:  $5.00-$10.00 at night

Number of Dancers per shift: 

Food:  Full Menu

Drink specials: l$4.00 full bar

Books features: Yes

Web Site:  http://www.clubchromekc.com/ 

 

 

Diamond Joe's   

Address: 3815 N.E. Chouteau Traffic Way

Phone:  816-453-6297

Type of Dancing:  Topless

Hours of operation:  Mon-Sat--11 a.m.-3 a.m., Sun 7 p.m.-3 a.m.

Cover Charge:  $5.00

Number of Dancers per shift:  30

Food:  Lunch and Dinner

Drink Specials:  $5.00

Books features:  No

Web Site:  http://www.diamondjoes.com/

 

Leg's 

Address: 8700 S 350 Hwy., Kansas City, Missouri  (Near Independence) 64138

Phone:  (816) 313-5347

Type of Dancing:  Topless

Hours of operation:  See web site below

Cover Charge:  $5.00 at night

Number of Dancers per shift: 

Food: 

Drink Specials:  $4.00

Books features: 

Web Site:  http://www.legskc.com/

 

Shady Lady Lounge 

Address:  2800 E. 12th, Kansas City, MO 64127

Phone:  816-231-9696

Type of Dancing:  Topless

Hours of operation:  See web site below

Cover Charge:  $3.00

Food:  Good sandwich and burger selection, Snacks and Buffet

Drink specials:  $4.00

Books features:   No

Web Site:  http://kcshadylady.com/

 

Temptations 

Address: 1517 Grand Blvd., Kansas City, MO 64108

Phone:  816-421-5632

Type of Dancing:  Bikini (Nude lap dancers).  Dancers can choose whether to get nude or not???

Hours of operation:  11 am till 3 am Mon - Sat. on Sun. 7pm till 3am

Cover Charge:  $10.00

Number of Dancers per shift: 

Food:  No food

Drink specials:  Juice Bar

Books features:  No

Web Site:

 

Nixa Strip Clubs

Illusions 

Address:  755 W Guin Rd., Nixa, MO 65714  (Near Springfield) 65714

Phone:  (417) 725-0003  

Type of Dancing:  Nude

Hours of operation:  6 pm-3 am

Cover Charge:  $8.00 at night

Number of Dancers per shift: 

Food:  No food

Drink specials:  Juice Bar

Books features: 

Web Site:  It is very possible that this club is closed as I find no internet activity of any kind for one year.

 

Poplar Bluff Strip Clubs

Racer Girls 

Address:  804 Highway T,  Poplar Bluff, MO 63901

Phone:  (573) 778-9323

Type of Dancing:  Bikini

Hours of operation:   5 pm-12:30 a.m.

Cover Charge:  No cover

Number of Dancers per shift: 

Food:  Lunch and Dinner

Drink specials:  $2.00 and up

Books features:  

Web Site: 

 

Osage Beach Strip Clubs

Flirt Gentlemen's Club 

Address:  843 Highway 42, Osage Beach, MO 65065

Phone:  (573) 348-3977

Type of Dancing:  Nude

Hours of operation:   Check out the web site below

Cover Charge:  $5.00-$15.00 at night

Number of Dancers per shift:   This Lake of the Ozarks Club is getting a 71 % very good to excellent rating in reviews I've seen

Food:  No food

Drink specials:  $3.00 and up

Books features:  No

Web Site: http://www.cuatflirt.com/index.html

 

Springfield Strip Clubs

Centerfold's

Address:  2800 W. Sunshine, Springfield, MO 65807

Phone: 417-889-4475

Type of Dancing:  Topless

Hours of operation:   See web site below

Cover charge:  $5.00 at night

Number of Dancers per shift: 

Food:  Full Menu

Drink specials:  $3.00 Full Bar  

Books Features:  Yes

Web Site:  http://www.springfieldcenterfold.com

 

Pink Cadillac 

Address:  765 S. Glenstone, Springfield, MO 65802

Phone:  417-866-8901

Type of Dancing:  Bikini

Hours of operation: 

Cover charge:  $1.00

Number of Dancer's per shift:  

Food:  No Food

Drink specials:   $4.00

Books Features: 

Web Site

 

Rumors 

Address:  175 Glenstone Ave.,  Springfield, MO 65804

Phone:  417-886-8284

Type of Dancing:   Topless

Hours of operation:  See web sight below

Cover charge:  $5.00 at night

Number of Dancers per shift: 

Food:  No food

Drink specials:  $5.00

Books Features:

Web Site:  http://www.rumorscabaret.net/

 

Showtime Joe's 

Address:  2209 W. Sunshine, Springfield, MO 65807

Phone:  417-864-5637

Type of Dancing:  Topless

Hours of operation:  Mon-Sat: 5:00 pm - 1:30 am

Cover charge:  No

Number of Dancers per shift: 

Food:  Full Menu (plate specials for $5.00 at plate)

Drink specials:  $5.00 shot specials.  Beer prices prob $5 or less

Books Features: 

Web Site:

 

Softtails   

Address:  620 W. College St.,  Springfield, MO 65806

Phone:  417-865-7922

Type of Dancing:  Pasties

Hours of operation:  11 a.m.-1:30 a.m.

Cover charge:  0

Number of Dancers per shift: 

Food:  No food

Drink specials:  $1.75 Full Bar

Books Features:

Web Site:

 

 

Warrensburg Strip Clubs

Fantasy Ranch 

Address:  1117 N.W. 475 Road, Warrensburg, MO 64019

Phone:  816-850-5322

Type of Dancing:  Nude

Hours of operation:  See web site below

Cover charge:  $25.00 at night.  $10 during the day

Number of Dancers per shift: 

Food:  Complimentary cocktails,  hot dogs and brats

Drink specials:  BYOB-Juice Bar.  BYOB  outside of club

Books Features:

Web Site:  http://www.yourfantasyranch.com/

 

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