Jack Corbett Missouri Topless Club Guide
 

 

The Jack Corbett Guide to Missouri topless clubs uses a unique five star rating system to evaluate Missouri strip clubs to save you valuable time so that you can find the clubs that serve your needs best.

Here's the way it works.  If I think a club averages 15 or more dancers per shift, this club gets a star as I believe the best clubs will be able to attract and to keep a large enough number of girls to provide variety to its customers.  2.  If a club does not have a web site, then I believe that club's ownership is brain dead, so---no star.  3.  If a club has feature entertainers I believe that club is going the extra mile to provide that little extra level of entertainment to its customers--so yes, that club is going to get a star.  4.  If a club charges more than six bucks for a drink or beer, then I'm thinking that club owner--owners is greedy, and "Oh no, no gold star for you."   5.  Lastly, when you have customers in your club, particularly at night, at some point they are going to get hungry, and when they do if you don't have food, they are going to leave and usually not come back that night.  So it makes good business sense to serve food even if it's something simple.    

Note to club owners--Please e-mail me at if you have a site I have omitted in this guide as I will be more than happy to link it in your listing in order to give your patrons the accurate and detailed information they deserve.  Do keep in mind, however, that you will be expected to provide this web site a return link.

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Arnold Strip Clubs

Club Imperial 

Address:  4328 Jeffco Blvd., Arnold, MO 63010  (Near St. Louis)

Phone:  (636) 464-6770

Type of Dancing:  Pasties

Hours of operation:  Mon-Sun Noon-2 a.m.

Cover charge:  No Cover 

Number of dancers per shift:  4

Food:  Pizzas

Drink Specials:  $3.00

Books Features:  No

Web Site:  http://www.clubimperial.com/

 

Cape Girardeau Strip Clubs

Stephanies Cabaret 

Address:  805 Enterprise, Cape Girardeau, MO 63703

Phone:  314-651-8707 

Type of Dancing:  Topless

Hours of operation:  Mon-Sat--6 p.m.-1:30 a.m.  closed Sundays & Tuesdays

Cover charge:  $5.00

Number of Dancers per shift:  20-40

Food:  No food

Drink Specials:  $5.00

Books Features:  No

Web Site:

 

Centerview Strip Clubs

Cloud Nine 

Address:  20 minutes East of Lee’s Summit on 50 Hwy. 1037 NW 435th Road
Centerview, Missouri

Phone:  816-73CLOUD

Type of Dancing:  Pasties

Hours of operation:  Tues-Sat 6 p.m.-1:30 a.m.

Cover charge:  $10.00 

Number of Dancers per shift:  20

Food:  Snacks

Drink Specials:  BYOB

Books Features:  Yes

Web Site: 

 

Million Dollar Fantasy Ranch 

Address:  1117 NW 475th Rd., Centerview, MO  (Near Kansas City)

Phone:  816-850-5322

Type of Dancing:  Nude

Hours of operation:  Mon-Thu--2 p.m.-1:30 a.m.  Fri-Sat--Noon-4 a.m.  Sundays:  5 p.m.-1 a.m.

Cover charge:  $10.00

Number of Dancers per shift:  6-18

Food:  Snacks

Drink Specials:  No alcohol

Books Features:  Periodically

Web Site:  http://www.themilliondollarfantasyranch.com

 

Columbia Strip Clubs

Eye of the Tiger 

Address:  912 Business Loop 70 East, Columbia, MO

Phone:  573-442-7491

Type of Dancing:  Nude

Hours of operation:  Open at 6 p.m.  Closes 2 a.m. or 3 a.m.

Cover charge:  $15.00

Number of Dancers per shift:  5-10

Food:  No Food

Drink Specials:  No alcohol

Books Features:  Yes

Web Site:

 

Stephanie's Cabaret 

Address:  2306 Business Loop 70 E., Columbia, MO

Phone: 573-817-1877

Type of Dancing: Nude

Hours of operation: Sun 6 p.m.-2 a.m.  Mon-Thu  6 p.m.-3 a.m.  Fri & Sat 6 p.m.-5 a.m.

Cover charge: $5.00

Number of Dancers per shift:  15-20

Food: No Food

Drink Specials:  No alcohol

Books Features:  No

Web Site: 

 

Eldon Strip Clubs

Alex Cabaret

Address: 16 Twiggie Ln., Eldon, MO

Phone: 573-977-5548

Type of Dancing: Topless

Hours of operation:  Mon-Sat--5 p.m.-1:30 a.m.

Cover charge:  No

Food and Drink specials: Yes

Books Features: N.A.

 

Earth Angelz 

Address: 24 Twiggy Ln., Eldon, MO

Phone: 573-374-8338

Type of Dancing: Nude

Hours of operation:  Thu-Sat--6 p.m.-3 a.m.

Cover charge: $20

Number of Dancers per shift:  9

Drink specials:  full bar

Books Features:  No features

Web Site: 

 

Fort Leonard Wood Strip Clubs

Big Daddy's Cabaret 

Address:  14025 Hopewell Dr., Dixon, MO

Phone: 573-336-7612

Type of Dancing: Nude

Hours of operation:  Mon-Thu.  4 p.m.-midnight,  Fri-Sat--6 p.m.-5 a.m., Sun--4 p.m.-Midnight

Cover charge: $3.00

Number of Dancers per shift:  15-20

Food:  Snacks

Drink Specials:  $7.00.  BYOB

Books Features:   Yes

Website:  http://17490.stripclubs.net/

 

Jane Strip Clubs

Club Hots 

Address:  120 Montgomery Dr., Jane, MO 64804 (South of Joplin on US Hwy 71)

Phone: (417) 226-4949

Type of Dancing: Pasties

Hours of operation:  Mon-Sat 11 a.m.-1 a.m. Sun Closed

Cover charge: $3.00

Number of Dancers per shift:  6-12

Food:  Full menu

Drink Specials:  Full bar

Books Features:   No

Website:  http://www.mohots.com/  

   

Kansas City Strip Clubs

Bazooka's Showgirls 

Address:  1717 Main Street, Kansas City, MO

Phone: 816-421-1915

Type of Dancing: Nude

Hours of Operation:  Seven days a week.  11 a.m.-3 a.m.

Cover Charge: $15.00

Number of Dancers per shift:  25

Food:  Appetizers

Drink Specials:  No alcohol

Books Features: Yes

Web Site:   http://www.bazookasshowgirls.com/

 

Diamond Joe's   

Address: 3815 N.E. Chouteau Traffic Way

Phone:  816-453-6297

Type of Dancing:  Topless

Hours of operation:  Mon-Sat--11 a.m.-3 a.m., Sun 7 p.m.-3 a.m.

Cover Charge:  $5.00

Number of Dancers per shift:  30

Food:  Lunch and Dinner

Drink Specials:  $5.00

Books features:  No

Web Site:  http://www.diamondjoes.com/

 

Leg's 

Address: 8700 S 350 Hwy., Kansas City, Missouri  (Near Independence)

Phone:  (816) 313-LEGS

Type of Dancing:  Topless

Hours of operation:  11 a.m.-3 a.m.

Cover Charge:  $5.00

Number of Dancers per shift:  15-30

Food:  Snacks

Drink Specials:  $5.00

Books features:  No

Web Site: 

 

Shady Lady Lounge 

Address:  2800 E. 12th, Kansas City, MO

Phone:  816-231-9696

Type of Dancing:  Topless

Hours of operation:  Mon-Fri--11:30 a.m.-1:30 a.m., Sat--1:30 p.m.-1:30 a.m., Closed on Sundays

Cover Charge:  $3.00

Food:  No Food

Drink specials:  $4.00

Books features:   No

Web Site: 

 

The Show 

Address:  7400 E. Hwy. 40, Kansas City, MO  64129

Phone:  816-921-8487

Type of Dancing:  Topless

Hours of operation:  Mon-Sat 4 p.m.-3 a.m. Sun 7 p.m.-3 a.m.

Cover Charge:  $5.00

Number of Dancers per shift:  10-20 

Food:  Snacks

Drink specials: l$4.00

Books features: Yes

Web Site: 

 

Totally Nude Temptations 

Address: 1517 Grand Blvd., Kansas City, MO

Phone:  816-421-5632

Type of Dancing:  Nude

Hours of operation:  Mon-Sat--11 a.m.-3 a.m., Sundays--7 p.m.-3 a.m.

Cover Charge:  $10.00

Number of Dancers per shift:  10-20

Food:  No food

Drink specials:  No alcohol

Books features:  Yes

Web Site:

 

Nixa Strip Clubs

Illusions 

Address:  755 W Guin Rd., Nixa, MO 65714  (Near Springfield)

Phone:  (417) 725-0003  

Type of Dancing:  Nude

Hours of operation:  Mon-Wed 6 p.m.-1:30 a.m. Thu-Sat 6 p.m.-3 a.m. Sun Closed

Cover Charge:  $18.00

Number of Dancers per shift:  10-20

Food:  No food

Drink specials:  No alcohol

Books features:  Yes

Web Site:

 

Poplar Bluff Strip Clubs

Call of the Wild 

Address:  10025 Highway 67 S. Poplar Bluff, MO 63901

Phone:  (573) 989-3555

Type of Dancing:  Nude

Hours of operation:   Tue-Sat 6 p.m.-1:30 a.m. Sun-Mon Closed

Cover Charge:  $5.00

Number of Dancers per shift:  15-25

Food:  Lunch and Dinner

Drink specials:  No alcohol.  Juice Bar

Books features:  Yes

Web Site:  http://www.getalapdance.com/

 

Parkway

Address:  2100 Highway B. Poplar Bluff, MO 63901

Phone:  (573) 686-5712

Type of Dancing:  Nude

Hours of operation:   Mon 1 p.m.-10 p.m.  Tue-Sat 1 p.m.-1:30 a.m.  Sun Closed

Cover Charge:  $6.00

Number of Dancers per shift: 

Food:  No food

Drink specials:  Full Bar

Books features:  No

Web Site:

 

Reed's Spring Strip Clubs

Spank's Gentlemen's Club 

Address:  233371 Old Highway 160, Reeds Spring, MO 65737 

Phone:  (417) 272-9426

Type of Dancing:  Topless

Hours of operation:   Tue-Sat 5:30 p.m.-1:30 a.m. Sun-Mon Closed 

Cover Charge:  $5.00

Number of Dancers per shift:  

Food:  No food

Drink specials:  $2.75

Books features:  No

Web Site:

 

St. Joseph Strip Clubs

Emerald Gentlemen's Club 

Address: 20575 State Route K, St Joseph, MO 64501

Phone: (816) 901-9267

Type of Dancing: Nude

Hours of operation:  Mon-Thu 8 p.m.-1 a.m. Fri 5 p.m.-3 a.m. Sat 8 p.m.-3 a.m.
Sun Closed

Cover charge: $10.00

Number of Dancers per shift:  5-12 

Food: No food

Drink Specials:  No alcohol

Books Features:  No

Web Site: 

 

St. Robert Strip Clubs

Big Louie's   

Address: 14400  Z Hwy, St. Robert, MO

Phone: 573-336-8783

Type of Dancing: Nude

Hours of operation: Mon-Thu--11 a.m.-2 a.m.,   Fri--11 a.m.-4 a.m., Sat--6 p.m.-4 a.m.  Sun--4 p.m.-12 a.m. 

Cover charge: $5

Number of Dancers per shift:  50+ 

Food: Appetizers

Drink Specials:  BYOB  $2.50

Books Features:  Yes

Web Site:  http://15678.stripclubs.net/  

 

Springfield Strip Clubs

Centerfold

Address:  2800 W. Sunshine, Springfield, MO

Phone: 417-889-4475

Type of Dancing:  Topless

Hours of operation:   Mon, Tues 7pm - 1:30 p.m.-1am,  Wedesday. - Sat. 7 pm - 3am

Cover charge:  $5.00

Number of Dancers per shift:  20-30

Food:  appetizers

Drink specials:  Byob  

Books Features:  Yes

Web Site:

 

Crazy Horse Club 

Address:  2255 E. Kearney, Springfield, MO

Phone:  417-866-8785

Type of Dancing:  Nude and Topless

Hours of operation:  Sunday 6pm - midnight  Mon, Tues 7pm - 1:30 p.m.-1am,  Wednesday. - Sat. 7 pm - 3am

Cover charge: 

Number of Dancers per shift:  12 

Food:  Snacks

Drink specials:  No alcohol

Books Features:  No

Web Site:  http://www.crazyhorseclub.com/

 

Ivy Play Cabaret  (formerly Mystique)   

Address:  1750 S. Glenstone Ave., Springfield, MO

Phone:  417-887-3933

Type of Dancing:  Topless

Hours of operation:  Mon-Sat 5 p.m.-1:30 a.m.

Cover charge:  $5.00

Number of Dancers per shift:  20

Food:  Snacks

Drink specials:  Full Bar

Books Features:  Yes

Web Site:

 

Pink Cadillac 

Address:  765 S. Glenstone, Springfield, MO

Phone:  417-866-8901

Type of Dancing:  Bikini

Hours of operation:  Mon-Sat--Noon-1:30 a.m.

Cover charge:  $1.00

Number of Dancer's per shift:  

Food:  No Food

Drink specials:   $4.00

Books Features:  No

Web Site: 

 

Sassy Reds 

Address:  2223 North Glenstone, Springfield, MO 65803

Phone:  (417) 865-9039

Type of Dancing:  Topless

Hours of operation:  Noon-1:30 a.m.

Cover charge:  No Cover

Number of Dancer's per shift:  

Food:  Appetizers

Drink specials:   $2.00

Books Features:  No

Web Site:

 

Teasers 

Address:  2209 W. Sunshine, Springfield, MO

Phone:  417-831-2606

Type of Dancing:  Topless

Hours of operation: 

Cover charge:  $1.00

Number of Dancers per shift:  5-10 

Food:  Lunch only

Drink specials:  $4.00

Books Features:  No

Web Site:

 

Warrensburg Strip Clubs

Showtime Lounge 

Address:  317 N.W. US 50 Hwy. Warrensburg, MO

Phone:  660-429-3250

Type of Dancing:  Pasties

Hours of operation:  Mon-Sat

Cover charge:  $3.00 Fri and Sat

Number of Dancers per shift:  10-25

Food:  Lunch and Dinner

Drink specials:  $3.00 

Books Features:  Yes

Web Site:

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