Who is Alex?
Alex has many sides to her character as proven by her adaptability to c. L For a better way of life, she is filled with hope that
one day she will succeed in life. She studied to be a nurse, graduated and worked
for a busy Dr's office in St Louis, Mo. till she ended up burning out like so
many nurses do. She's owned a successful business in finance with a partner
who extorted monies from the company and left her to cope with paying back all
the bad debts he had incurred,,,,(yes, she could have bailed out easily enough
by filing corporate bankruptcy, but that's not her style). Alex is not one to
run away from a debt of any kind.
She has managed a catering and banquet
hall, worked with the Special Olympics as a bull rider, (mechanical, of course),
and a rodeo clown. She has toured the country in the cab of an eighteen wheeler,
driving for as many as twenty hours in a 24 hour period.
Alex maintains her composure under times
of duress, a survivor of a different kind. She is strong and proud, but not
so if she sees the needs help. She also is the first to extend her hand if
she sees someone else who needs help. She's gentle, kind, witty, and vivacious,
sometimes opinionated, and very stubborn. Her complex, off-beat style of coping
with any situation is delivered back in ten-fold with grace, poise, and dignity.
Alex is a woman of great character, unlike
most exotic entertainers, she has been able to maintain the sparkle that shows
when you look into her eyes. When asked, "Why do you dance?", she replied
without thought, "I dance to celebrate life--and to cry for those who are
lost."
Alex's web site
Her Poetry at the Writers Nook
Mikey
 Profoundly
loyal toward family and friends and a total perfectionist,.....comes a man
who is a real survivor of such proportion, one can only imagine, a Lost Angel,
before the concept of which had yet to be designed! Proud and confident, he
has conquered each obstacle the fates have thrown at him .
He is an ex-dancer, trucker, now works
in upper mangement of a successful trucking company in which he helped build.
A devoted husband and father of six, he believes the sun rises and sets at
his wifes feet. As a father, he has forged a bond with his children that most
can only dream about .
Despite the numerous hurdles, he's learned
to face life with a wink and a smile. You never really know what he's thinking.
He is very competitive and never has left a challenge unanswered.Behind his
pale gray/blue eyes lies the heart of a dragon and the soul of a poet, as
fiery as hell itself, and as closely guarded as the gates of heaven. A complex
man, once you get to know him, you'll see his unbridled passion for life,
his quick wit and unselfish desire to listen and help others, making him a
loyal friend
Delilah
 She's
the 2000 Lost Angels woman of the year. For many reasons. Starting
out with her very popular and wacked out forum Here you can ask her advice
on any question. (Lately it's been on the subject of men with goats).
You are not going to find her
in the Lost Angels chats very often. Delilah for the most part works
quietly behind the scenes. But she's there when it counts. A party
up north will find her driving hours out of her way to join us for instance.
We met her dancing at Stimmelators. Now she's for the most part retired
from dancing but as her pictures suggest she's in her prime. Having
seen her in a club you'd hardly guess that she can build a computer.
Delilah's clear headed and as sharp as a tack with a well thought out
vision of where she wants to be in life and of the kinds of people she wants
to hang out with. She's the kind of woman you would want to have at
your side in any situation. The kind of friend one's lucky to have.
She's Woman of the Year. Enough said.
Big Daddy
 Until recently
one of the two owners of Big Daddy's Cabaret
in Fort Leonard Wood, Missouri, Big Daddy is an ex professional wrestler.
Not many years ago he was a club D.J., one of the best in the business but
throat problems kept him from doing this full time. He became G.M. of the
Regina's chain in the states of Missouri, Arkansas, Tennessee, and Indiana where
he presided over 14 clubs, and just several years ago he started his own club.
At Big Daddys he had his dancers wrestle the troops from the nearby military
base at Fort Leonard Wood every Saturday night, wrestling in everything from hot
oil to soul food and biscuits and gravy. It was from these Saturday night
matches that S.P.E.W., Sexy Professional Exotic Wrestling was born which pitted
the Iowa dancers from the Lumberyard in Des Moines against the Missouri girls.
Later, Iowa Playhouse joined the emerging S.P.E.W. cast. Around this time
Big Daddy started visiting Thailand (see picture), becoming a major figure in
the Man Tour, which promises and delivers men the best times in their lives.
Then, just a few months ago, Big Daddy became General Manager of the Iowa
Playhouse in Council Bluffs, IA, which is essentially an Iowa suburb of Omaha,
Nebraska. Look for this club to soon become the largest adult club in the
state of Iowa with Big Daddy at the helm. You will often find Big Daddy in the Lost Angels chat room where he has become a prominent
fixture. If not he's probably in Thalland where you just might find him
with Fun, the lovely Thai woman in the picture at Jack's new condo in Pattaya.
Brandy
 Brandy
worked as a stripper only a few months at the Dollies Playhouse. And
only because one of her roommates ran her phone bill to over $1000.
She was only 19 when Jack met her at the Dollies Playhouse while chatting
with Baron and PlONe in the Lost Angels. Seeing a
very pretty girl at the far end of the stage Jack typed into the chat,
there's a new girl and she's gorgeous. So when Baron replied, "Get
pictures of her, Jack rushed up to her and invited her for a drink at his
table next to the phone line Dollies had provided him for accessing the
internet. It didn't take long for Brandy to become Jack's digital
disciple while learning all she could about computers and the internet.
But when PlONe bought Heaven a computer, Jack bought Brandy a brand new
desktop computer. A few months later Brandy's boyfiend's grandmother
died so when the couple suddenly came into a few thousand dollars
cash, Brandy paid Jack back even though Jack insisted he had given it to
her as a gift. Although Brandy only weighed a hundred and ten pounds
and appeared sweet and shy, she had a violent temper that would
occasionally erupt.
Although she had been kicked out of High School for misbehavior when
she was only 17, Brandy was sharp as a tack with a n IQ that would dwarf
most college graduates.
Heaven
 Every
topless night club worth its salt has its supreme alpha female and when it
came to Stimmelators Heaven was the top alpha of them all. Tall and
blonde with an aristocratic face Heaven could have made millions as a top
model had it not be for her tattoos. Heaven was also a writer often
writing poetry which we published in the Looking Glass on alphapro as
"Heaven's thoughts." Here she was joined by Alex, Sahara and Selena
all four strippers possessing a profound flare for baring their thoughts,
dreams and fears. If there's one woman who exemplies
best what the best strippers are about, it would be Heaven. What
most Americans will never understand, many strippers are extremely
talented intelligent women who would make brilliant movie actresses worthy
of the best that Hollywood offers. Who will never be offered the
opporunity to show what they are really made of.
Click here to
sample Heaven's Thoughts.
Katt
 Out
of all the dancers coming to the Lost Angels chats it would be Heaven and
Katt who would spend the most time there, both women entering the chatroom
several or more times a day. At this time there were two clubs in
the United States that were a daily presence in the Lost Angels chatoom:
The Dollies Playhouse and Stimmelators. And although Dollies had
some gorgeous girls, Stimmelators had the most sensational group of
lookers Jack ever met. When Jack first met Katt, Katt explained to
him that she had worked at the top clubs in Las Vegas. Katt would
have been the top looker at most Las Vegas clubs but at Stimmelators Katt
had a lot of competition from Heaven who had personality and looks that
were out of this world.
Big Mike
The leader of our northern neighbors from
Canada Big Mike's best known for his barbs against "Merkins"
and the numerous goat pictures he displays in the Lost Angels chat.
Let's see---according to Big Mike's posts
about us....we keep goats in our homes and Jack Corbett's the leading goat
keeper of them all. Merkins are savages who still haven't
discovered indoor plumbing. Merkins are hicks who own and operate backyard
stills. And so it goes.
He's colorful and quick witted.
But behind the bravado and scintillating sense of humor is a man who's sharper
than most on computers and a steadfast friend.
Even if it seems he's leading the rapacious
legions from those cruel northlands against us innocent Merkins.
You can e-mail Big Mike at
his donkey house
Baron
 /Deep
in Washington's Olympic Mountains, is the Baron in his small rustic
trailer. Baron's a writer whose style is reminiscnent of
Hemingway's. He heats his small home with firewood and a delipidated
1500 watt electric heater. Her drives an old pickup truck wtih his
ever present chainsaw he uses to cut firewood from trees that have fallen
on the seldom trafficked mountain roads. Which he calls roadkill.
The trailer's small but Baron's got an internet connection several cameras
and several rifles and shotguns. The Baron writes about his
experiences as an Alasken fisherman, long past adventures in Europe and
Vietnam .
Click here to
read a sample from Baron's "Iguana Dreams".
Jade
Hell raising is what Jade does best. So if you are going to take over a bar, a
topless club�s vip room, the Kremlin, or the presidents office at a large
university, Jade is the one to put in charge of things. And during the whole
thing she�s going to get you involved even if you thought you could just stand
back and watch.
It is difficult to say if Jade is better with the computer or a digital camera.
She sure can take pictures and she damn better be able to when Jack and the rest
of the guys around her are imbibing too heavily. And here lies another special
area of her genius. Setting the stage for the pictures. She�s going to get
people involved in those pictures and they aren�t going to exactly be your Mom,
Pop and the kids pictures.
Here in the U.S. we never used women on the front lines in time of war. The
Russians did. Here at Alpha Productions we endorse the Russian approach. So
whether you want someone leading a modern day Commando type operation or just
want to sit back and be lazy drinking beer and letting a competent stripper do
the job, Jade might just be your number one choice.
Derf
 There's
a lot of rumors afloat about Derf and one of these rumors is that he's Jade's
other half. Certainly he can take over a bar, just by himself.
He's one who won't back down from a fight. Sounds like Jade, doesn't
it?
His hobbies include barbequing in the back
yard and taking newcomers to the St Louis area snipe hunting.
Unauthenticated are stories of Derf's past. These include his working as
the captain of a tugboat when he was cock of the walk while living in Natchez,
Mississippi. And after that working first as the manager of a Texas
bordello, then the owner of the place up the street. Then the
owner he managed for disappeared--never to be seen again.
They say things got hot for Derf after
that which led to his moving to Bangkok for several years. What he
did there we cannot hazard a guess since our sources grow scarce for that side
of the ocean. But this we do know....he's alive and well and kicking in
the Lost Angels.
Dawg
I was born at an early age. Grew up in Winnipeg so my brain cells remained
frozen until I left as a teenager. Became a reporter for UPI as a teenager.
Put myself through university by working for the Ottawa Journal, writing political
speeches and being a masseur in a women's health studio, as well as writing
for newspapers back in my home town.
Got discovered by the Bronfman family
who put me to work as a speech writer and intro duced me to the advertising
industry. Wrote, produced and directed TV shows and spent 20 years in advertising,
writing, producing and directing several hundred commercials and ad campaigns.
Pioneered rock `n roll record producing in Toronto in 60's (RCA, Quality,
Arc), co- directed radio show in England, produced records in New York.
At the age of 30, quite my job in a Toronto
ad agency and headed to Vancouver. Opened and ran a very successful boutique-type
ad agency until I sold it. Came back to Toronto. Freelanced for agencies and
corporations. Specialized in hi tech advertising (Northern Telecom, Philips,
Xerox, Toshiba) and pioneered ad writing on word processors.
Found myself working for Penthouse when
they needed PR help in Canada. Wrote stories, took pictures, and got hooked
on the smut industry.
Invented and marketed steel pallets for
shipping and warehousing. Sold company a year later. Founded the world's first
international facsimile network. Abandoned it when fax machines became cheap
and everyone had them.
Zigged into computers 15 years ago (big
mistake) when I probably should have zagged. Distributed specialized software
for the printing industry. Then Lotus brought out 123 and the market disappeared.
Began manufacturing OEM computers for dealers. Things were good until profits
evaporated.
Back to shooting pix and writing for mags
plus working as managing editor and foreign correspondent for a news service
in the Middle East.
Currently freelance writing for newspaper.
Specialist in Middle East politics. Occasional commentator on talk radio.
Columnist for various newspapers in Canada and U.S. It's been a dull life.
Crazy Czech
Hello amerikanskes i come to this kountry from ze land of vampyres, verevolves
n DRAKULA vith much olde vorlde passionate romance n tender little kisses
en ze nite for that special voman. My desire is to make amerikanske vomen
happy vith passion en ze nite for ve r all creatures of ze nite ja! Come to
me darlings can you resist my vampyric lust n romance. I truly vant to teach
all u vomen ze joy of being a voman en ze arms of your czech lover......come
to me for much passion n romance awaits you ja!
Like Jack and Baron, Crazy Czech will eventually write
several books you can get from Amazon.com.
Pl/One
With the exception of Jack he's probably
the best known man in the Lost Angels to the dancers in East St. Louis as
well as Indiana. Yet he lives 2000 miles away in the San Francisco Bay area.
He flies his own airplane and uses it to cross those miles....in a hurry.
Tune in on the Web Tv at Dollies--over at the back bar and the girls say----where's
Pl/One. Well-sooner or later he will usually make it into the Lost Angels
Forum.
He's probably the best computer man in
the Lost Angels. And like Jack and Baron he has one of those wonder cameras-----a
digital camera made by Kodak. Knows how to use it too----then uses his considerable
computer graphics skills to come up with a masterpiece.
Doctor Doom
We met Doctor Doom four years ago living with an East St. Louis dancer. The
dancer felt sorry for Jack having to drive drunk on his butt from the East
St. Louis clubs seventy miles back to his farm. So Doctor Doom ended up sleeping
on one couch with Jack sleeping on the other. Later Jack decided to send wilted
flowers to Lori Mellon and Doctor Doom ended up making the delivery.
Well...one thing led to another. Doctor
Doom ended up staying a few months with Jack at the Corbett farm. Went up
to Cruisers for a four day party with the group including three St. Louis
Metro East dancers and stayed with club owner Sam Stimmel. Now works for Sam.
Jack and Sam say that Doc can do all kinds
of things. Fix cars, build things, track people down on a computer. How many
people can go to a club with a laptop computer, get the club to not only buy
him drinks all night long but for his friends as well, then get a free hot
tub with one of the dancers and have the whole thing photographed with a digital
camera to be put up on the Internet an hour later. Standard stuff for Doctor
Doom. That's why we call him the Doctor.
Tornado (Mike Skymaster)
Tornado: A whirling wind that desends from a thunderous cloud and progresses
across the land.
Tornado, a nickname from his teenage boxing
days, joined the Lost Angels in the spring of 97. Tornado believes that "life
is a collection of experiences, the more experiences the fuller the life."
Tornado enjoys all sides of life and the adventure life offers. He can often
be seen on Indiana highways while riding his 1996 Yamaha Virago motorcycle.
Tornado, like the storm, desends rapidly from the sky. He finds added adventure
in the sport of skydiving. When the weather permits he can often be found
falling toward the ground at 120 mph. He also loves downhill skiing in the
winter. Tornado travels all over the country and visits strip clubs everywhere.
Among his favorites are Cruisers of North Webster and Dollies in East St.
Louis.
Tornado lives close to Cruisers and in
the same city as Crazy Czech...shudder. Tornado first meet Jack at DiRT's
21st birthday party at Cruisers. He also joined Jack and DiRT in Las Vegas
for the 1997 Gentlemen's Club Owners Expo. Last October Tornado joined Jack
for a weekend in the St. Louis Metro East topless nightclubs. Jack and Tornado
were seen at numerous clubs from noon till 7:00am. They have no limits when
it comes to enjoying the pleasures that these clubs offer. Beer, Babes and
Rock and Roll!
Like most of the group Tornado has extensive
computer and graphics skills. Recently he has become Graphics
Arts Director for the Looking Glass Magazine. He has accompanied Jack
Corbett on many photographic assignments and convention tours, Nudes-A-Poppin
where he has proven invaluable as a fellow photographer and stand in mail
model in which he specializes in playing dead guys.
Jack Corbett
 Author
of "Death on the Wild Side" I like to think of myself as one who lives what
he writes. "Death on the Wild Side's portrayal of the Metro East topless scene
is as I've experienced it--not the creature of an armchair writer's imagination.
I wish I could say that Lost Angels was
my idea. That was GreyGhost's. The Frank and Lori comic strip? I'm laying
the blame for that one on DiRT. The trouble I got into with Lori? That was
all Lori's fault.
It has been one wild wild ride. Just lead
me to the next one--the next crazy adventure in my life. And I'll write a
sequel about it. Think I'll call it "The Girls of Shangrila". Either
that or "Off the Scale."
Dick Fitswell
 I'm
the man with the plan. I'm looking for the perfect fit.
This is my quest. They keep barring me from the Lost Angels chat.
Even made my own chat site to keep me out. But they can't since
I'm too good to be true. Trust me, I've got something every woman wants.
Fifteen inches of throbbing pleasure. The other men are jealous of me.
And they are still wondering how I managed to get into the Personality profiles.
Hey all you sweet young babes
out there. If you think you have got what it takes to make the Fits
Express just email me at
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