Best Massages in Pattaya: Harmony has Best Thai Massages

by Jack Corbett

The Looking Glass Magazine's award for best massages in Pattaya is  going to Harmony in Naklua. 

 Just one block South of Naklua Soi 18 on Naklua Road's West side, it's one door away from Girl Bar so one can have the best of two world on the same visit.  That is go into the Girl Bar, have a drink or two, then go next door for a relaxing one or two hour massage, then return back to the Girl Bar where you might want to go the entire nine yards by bar fining one of its many attractive hostesses. 

Harmony is a relatively large place once you actually get inside the building.  There's three levels in there.  Downstairs is used mostly for foot massages.  Its upstairs where all the private massage rooms are.   When you are up there it will remind you of a 19th century bordello all done up in the style fashionable during the period.  About what you might expect at some of Tombstone, Arizona's finer establishments.  But a bordello Harmony decidedly is not.   Its owners are very strict.   There are more masseuses here than at most other massage places and some of them are very pretty.   But everyone of the girls I've gotten a massage from does an excellent job.  There are a couple of techniques that most of them have used so I think this technique is actually taught at Harmony.

But the best massage girl I know of anywhere in Pattaya works here so I book her often.  She's pretty attractive and she can be ditzy as all get out but she's got the greatest set of hands ever put on a masseuse so when I'm getting one of her massages all kinds of thoughts start running through my head.  Like who am I going to bang next and when.  This woman just gives a terrific massage and although she doesn't speak English I've gotten to know her well enough that I never stop having fun from kidding around with her.  No extras though.   I think giving extras is against house rules.  But the massages, the clean quiet environment and ambience put this place in front of the rest of the pack.