Jack Corbett Guide to Washington D.C.  topless clubs

Updated on July 1, 2016 

The Jack Corbett Guide to Washington D.C.  topless clubs uses a unique five star rating system to evaluate Washington D.C.  strip clubs to save you valuable time so that you can find the clubs that serve your needs best.

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Washington D.C.

More later on why I rate them the way I do.  For now, it's the star system with five stars being tops.  Why?  Because I can.  A club gets one star for publishing information I've found showing it has at least 15 dancers on a shift.  It gets a second star for offering drinks starting at less than six bucks, another star for booking features, and still another for having food.  Last but not least a star goes for all clubs that have a web site because any club owner who doesn't belongs at the bottom of the food chain simply for existing in the Neolithic period. 

Archibald's 

Address:  1520 "K" St. NW, Washington,  DC 20005

Phone:  202-737-2662

Type of Dancing:  Nude

Hours of operation:  Check the web site below

Cover charge:  None

Number of dancers per shift: Dancers okay but no touch.  Same goes for all the D.C. clubs

Food: Lunch and dinner: 

Drink Specials:  $8.00

Books Features:  

Web Site:  http://www.archibalds.com

 

 

By now you are probably wondering what all the stars mean.  It's very simple.  A club gets a single star if its drink prices start at less than six dollars; it gets another star for having feature entertainers, it gets another one if it has a viable web site, and still another one for serving food.  (snacks do not cut it.)  Since having an adequate stable of lush young babes is essential I've established the Jack Corbett bench mark of 15 girls per shift.  I am inviting everyone reading this to visit our "Looking Glass Magazine Forum" which is a very complete and sophisticated family of interactive forms covering clubs region by region, , feature entertainers, dating foreign women, etc.  Here you will learn more about my star system and why I have decided to implement it.  If you disagree, you can have your say over at  the Looking Glass Forum.   In the meantime I'll lay my credentials on the table.  Last year I wrote for five adult magazines, in the past four years I've written over 100 published articles for adult magazines.  i have often shot feature showcases for Pure Talent Agency with my Nikon D-1 X and been hired to shoot pageants and dancing contests for topless clubs all over the U.S.  So until one comes up with something better, the Jack Corbett five star system stands.  

 

Camelot Showbar 

Address:  1823 M St.  NW, Washington, D.C.  20036

Phone:  202-887-5966 

Type of Dancing:  Nude

Hours of operation:  See web site below

Cover charge:  None

Number of dancers per shift: 

Food Service:  Full Menu

Drink Specials:  $8.00

Books Features:

Web Site: http://camelotshowbar.com/

Good Guys 

Address:  2311 Wisconsin Ave., NW, Washington, D.C.  20007

Phone:  202-333-8128

Type of Dancing:  Nude

Hours of operation:  See web site below

Cover Charge:  None

Number of Dancers per shift: 

Food:  Full Menu

Drink Specials:  Beer and Wine $6.00

Books Features: 

Web Site:  http://www.goodguysclub.com

 

Macombo Lounge  

Address:  5335 Georgia Ave NW Washington, Washington DC 20011

Phone:  (202) 726-2880

Type of Dancing:  Nude Black

Hours of operation:  Check web site below

Number of Dancers per shift:

Cover Charge: 0

Food:  Free Happy Hour buffet

Drink Specials:  $5.00

Books Features: 

Web Site:  http://www.macomboloungedc.com/

 

Mpire 

Address:  1819 M St. N.W., Washington, D.C.

Phone:  202-808-8300

Type of Dancing:  Nude

Hours of operation:  See web site below.

Cover Charge:  None

Number of dancers per shift: 

Food:  Full menu

Drink Specials:  $6.50  There are happy hours but they only go to 7:00 p.m .

Books Features: 

Web Site:   http://mpireclub.com/

 

Royal Palace Night Club 

Address:  1805 Connecticut Ave., N.W., Washington, D.C. 20009

Phone:   (202) 232-2647

Type of Dancing:  Nude

Hours of operation:  See web site below.

Cover Charge:  0

Number of dancers per shift: 

Food:  No food

Drink Specials:  $7.50

Books Features: 

Web Site:  http://royalpalace-dc.com/

 

Stadium Club

Address:  2127 Queen's Chapel Rd. NE,  Washington DC 20018

Phone:  (202) 710- 7105

Type of Dancing:  Nude

Hours of operation:  See Web site below

Number of Dancers per shift: 

Cover Charge:  $20-$40 at night

Food:  Full Menu  (but the prices of the food do not appear on the web site.  Drink prices aren't there either).  I've put this in red.  It oughta be.

Drink Specials:  $10.00

Books Features: 

Web Site:  http://stadiumclubdc.com/

 

The House 

Address:  3530 Georgia Ave NW, Washington DC 20010

Phone: 
(202) 882-2014

Type of Dancing:  Nude

Hours of operation: 
Sun-Thu 4pm-2am Fri-Sat 4pm-3am Happy Hour 4pm-8pm

Number of Dancers per shift:

Cover Charge: 

Food:  Lunch and Dinner

Drink Specials:  Beer and Wine $5.00, but this is based on info from years ago.  Due to lack of a web site, very little good info on this club's facebook page (which is normal for clubs that think facebook equals a real web site, take all of this with a grain of salt.

Books Features: 

Web Site:


 

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