Washington D.C. 1819 Club  Address:  1819 M St. N.W., Washington, D.C. Phone:  202-296-2191  Type of Dancing:  Nude Hours of operation:  Mon-Thur--11:30 a.m.-2 a.m., Fri--11:30 a.m.-3 a.m. Sat & Sun--4 p.m.-2 a.m. Cover Charge:  None Number of dancers per shift:  10 Food:  Full menu Drink Specials:  $6.50 Books Features:  Yes Web Site:  Looks like they took it down.  So you will have to take a chance on my listing of its hours is still accurate or call up the club. More later on why I rate them the way I do.  For now, it's the star system with five stars being tops.  Why?  Because I can.  A club gets one star for publishing information I've found showing it has at least 15 dancers on a shift.  It gets a second star for offering drinks starting at less than six bucks, another star for booking features, and still another for having food.  Last but not least a star goes for all clubs that have a web site because any club owner who doesn't belongs at the bottom of the food chain simply for existing in the Neolithic period.  Archibald's  Address:  1520 "K" St. NW, Washington,  DC 20005 Phone:  202-737-2662 Type of Dancing:  Nude Hours of operation:  Check the web site below Cover charge:  None Number of dancers per shift: Food: Lunch and dinner:  Drink Specials:  $5.00 Books Features:   No Web Site:  http://www.archibalds.com   By now you are probably wondering what all the stars mean.  It's very simple.  A club gets a single star if its drink prices start at less than six dollars; it gets another star for having feature entertainers, it gets another one if it has a viable web site, and still another one for serving food.  (snacks do not cut it.)  Since having an adequate stable of lush young babes is essential I've established the Jack Corbett bench mark of 15 girls per shift.  I am inviting everyone reading this to visit our "Looking Glass Magazine Forum" which is a very complete and sophisticated family of interactive forms covering clubs region by region, , feature entertainers, dating foreign women, etc.  Here you will learn more about my star system and why I have decided to implement it.  If you disagree, you can have your say over at  the Looking Glass Forum.   In the meantime I'll lay my credentials on the table.  Last year I wrote for five adult magazines, in the past four years I've written over 100 published articles for adult magazines.  i have often shot feature showcases for Pure Talent Agency with my Nikon D-1 X and been hired to shoot pageants and dancing contests for topless clubs all over the U.S.  So until one comes up with something better, the Jack Corbett five star system stands.     Camelot Showbar  Address:  1823 M St.  NW, Washington, D.C.  20036 Phone:  202-887-5966  Type of Dancing:  Nude Hours of operation:  See web site below Cover charge:  None Number of dancers per shift:  51 Food Service:  Fine dining Drink Specials:  $6.05 Books Features:  No features Web Site: http://www.camelotclub.com/   Clancy's    Address:  2840-B Alabama Ave SE Washington, Washington DC Phone:  (202) 583-1509 Type of Dancing:  Nude Hours of operation:  Number of Dancers per shift: Cover Charge: Food:  Lunch Drink Specials:  $5.00 Books Features:  No features Web Site:   Club 55  Address:  55 K St., Washington, D.C. Phone:  202-488-0555 Type of Dancing:  Nude Hours of operation:  Mon-Thur--opens 11 a.m., Fri--11 a.m.-4 a.m., Cover Charge:  $10.00 Number of Dancers per shift:  30 Food:  Lunch and dinner Drink Specials:  $5.00 Books Features:  No features Web Site:    Good Guys  Address:  2311 Wisconsin Ave., NW, Washington, D.C.  20007 Phone:  202-333-8128 Type of Dancing:  Nude Hours of operation:  Mon-Thu.  11 a.m.-2 a.m.  Fri and Sat--11 a.m.-3 a.m. Cover Charge:  None Number of Dancers per shift:  9-12 Food:  Lunch and dinner Drink Specials:  Beer and Wine $6.00 Books Features:  No features Web Site:  http://www.goodguysclub.com   The House  Address:  3530 Georgia Ave NW Washington, Washington DC Phone:  (202) 882-2014 Type of Dancing:  Nude Hours of operation:  4 p.m.-3 a.m. Number of Dancers per shift: Cover Charge: Food:  Lunch and Dinner Drink Specials:  Beer and Wine $5.00 Books Features:  No features Web Site:   JP's  Address:  2412 Wisconsin Ave., Washington, D.C. Phone:   (202) 333-7607 Type of Dancing:  Nude Hours of operation:  Mon-Thur--11 a.m.-2 a.m., Fri & Sat--11 a.m.-3 a.m., Sun--4 p.m.-12 a.m. Cover Charge:  None Number of Dancers per shift:  16 Food:  Lunch and dinner Drink Specials:  $6.00 Books Features:  No features Web Site:  None   La Cage aux Follies  (Gay) Address:  1352 S Capital St SE Washington, Washington DC Phone:  (202) 554-3615 Type of Dancing:  Nude--Gay Hours of operation: Number of Dancers per shift: Cover Charge: Food:  Lunch and dinner Drink Specials:  Full bar Books Features:  No features Web Site:  http://www.lacage.com/   Louie's Rogue  Address:  476 K St. NW Washington, Washington DC Phone:  (202) 371-2223 Type of Dancing:  Nude Hours of operation: Number of Dancers per shift:  Cover Charge: Food:  Lunch Drink Specials:  $7.00 Books Features:  No features Web Site:   Macombo Lounge   Address:  5335 Georgia Ave NW Washington, Washington DC Phone:  (202) 723-9803 Type of Dancing:  Topless Hours of operation:  2:00 pm-2:00 am. Number of Dancers per shift: Cover Charge: Food:  No food Drink Specials:  $4.00 Books Features:  No features Web Site:   Nexus The Gold Club All in all this is probably a pretty good club.  However, it does not make a four star rating let alone a five.  First, although not as high as many drink prices does not make my benchmark standard as starting at less than $6.00.  It loses another star by not having features. Address:  900 First St SE Washington, Washington DC Phone:  (202) 488-3666 Type of Dancing:  Nude Hours of operation:  See Web Site below Number of Dancers per shift:  20-50 Cover Charge: Food:  Dinner Drink Specials:  $6.00 Books Features:  No features Web Site:  http://www.nexusgoldclub.com/   Royal Palace Night Club  Address:  1805 Connecticut Ave., N.W., Washington, D.C. Phone:   (202) 232-2647 Type of Dancing:  Nude Hours of operation:  11:00 a.m. to 2:00 a.m. Closed Mondays. Cover Charge:  Number of dancers per shift:  40 Food:  Snacks Drink Specials:  $6.00 Books Features:  No features Web Site:    Wet (Gay) Address:  52 L St SE Washington, Washington DC Phone:  (202) 488-1200 Type of Dancing:  Nude Hours of operation:  See web site below Number of Dancers per shift:  6-10 gay dancers Cover Charge: Food:  No food Drink Specials:  $5.00 Books Features:  yes Web Site:  http://www.edgewet.com/   Ziegfeld's and Secrets (Gay) Address:  1345 Half St. SE Washington, Washington DC Phone:  (202) 554-5141 Type of Dancing:  Nude Hours of operation:  See Web site below Number of Dancers per shift:  Cover Charge: Food:  No food Drink Specials:  $5.00 Books Features:  No features Web Site:  http://www.secretsdc.com/