Jack Corbett Guide to Washington D.C.  topless clubs

 

The Jack Corbett Guide to Washington D.C.  topless clubs uses a unique five star rating system to evaluate Washington D.C.  strip clubs to save you valuable time so that you can find the clubs that serve your needs best.

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Washington D.C.

1819 Club 

Address:  1819 M St. N.W., Washington, D.C.

Phone:  202-296-2191 

Type of Dancing:  Nude

Hours of operation:  Mon-Thur--11:30 a.m.-2 a.m., Fri--11:30 a.m.-3 a.m. Sat & Sun--4 p.m.-2 a.m.

Cover Charge:  None

Number of dancers per shift:  10

Food:  Full menu

Drink Specials:  $6.50

Books Features:  Yes

Web Site:  Looks like they took it down.  So you will have to take a chance on my listing of its hours is still accurate or call up the club.

More later on why I rate them the way I do.  For now, it's the star system with five stars being tops.  Why?  Because I can.  A club gets one star for publishing information I've found showing it has at least 15 dancers on a shift.  It gets a second star for offering drinks starting at less than six bucks, another star for booking features, and still another for having food.  Last but not least a star goes for all clubs that have a web site because any club owner who doesn't belongs at the bottom of the food chain simply for existing in the Neolithic period. 

Archibald's 

Address:  1520 "K" St. NW, Washington,  DC 20005

Phone:  202-737-2662

Type of Dancing:  Nude

Hours of operation:  Check the web site below

Cover charge:  None

Number of dancers per shift:

Food: Lunch and dinner: 

Drink Specials:  $5.00

Books Features:   No

Web Site:  http://www.archibalds.com

 

By now you are probably wondering what all the stars mean.  It's very simple.  A club gets a single star if its drink prices start at less than six dollars; it gets another star for having feature entertainers, it gets another one if it has a viable web site, and still another one for serving food.  (snacks do not cut it.)  Since having an adequate stable of lush young babes is essential I've established the Jack Corbett bench mark of 15 girls per shift.  I am inviting everyone reading this to visit our "Looking Glass Magazine Forum" which is a very complete and sophisticated family of interactive forms covering clubs region by region, , feature entertainers, dating foreign women, etc.  Here you will learn more about my star system and why I have decided to implement it.  If you disagree, you can have your say over at  the Looking Glass Forum.   In the meantime I'll lay my credentials on the table.  Last year I wrote for five adult magazines, in the past four years I've written over 100 published articles for adult magazines.  i have often shot feature showcases for Pure Talent Agency with my Nikon D-1 X and been hired to shoot pageants and dancing contests for topless clubs all over the U.S.  So until one comes up with something better, the Jack Corbett five star system stands.  

 

Camelot Showbar 

Address:  1823 M St.  NW, Washington, D.C.  20036

Phone:  202-887-5966 

Type of Dancing:  Nude

Hours of operation:  See web site below

Cover charge:  None

Number of dancers per shift:  51

Food Service:  Fine dining

Drink Specials:  $6.05

Books Features:  No features

Web Site: http://www.camelotclub.com/

 

Clancy's   

Address:  2840-B Alabama Ave SE Washington, Washington DC

Phone: 
(202) 583-1509

Type of Dancing:  Nude

Hours of operation: 

Number of Dancers per shift:

Cover Charge:

Food:  Lunch

Drink Specials:  $5.00

Books Features:  No features

Web Site:

 

Club 55 

Address:  55 K St., Washington, D.C.

Phone:  202-488-0555

Type of Dancing:  Nude

Hours of operation:  Mon-Thur--opens 11 a.m., Fri--11 a.m.-4 a.m.,

Cover Charge:  $10.00

Number of Dancers per shift:  30

Food:  Lunch and dinner

Drink Specials:  $5.00

Books Features:  No features

Web Site: 

 

Good Guys 

Address:  2311 Wisconsin Ave., NW, Washington, D.C.  20007

Phone:  202-333-8128

Type of Dancing:  Nude

Hours of operation:  Mon-Thu.  11 a.m.-2 a.m.  Fri and Sat--11 a.m.-3 a.m.

Cover Charge:  None

Number of Dancers per shift:  9-12

Food:  Lunch and dinner

Drink Specials:  Beer and Wine $6.00

Books Features:  No features

Web Site:  http://www.goodguysclub.com

 

The House 

Address:  3530 Georgia Ave NW Washington, Washington DC

Phone: 
(202) 882-2014

Type of Dancing:  Nude

Hours of operation: 
4 p.m.-3 a.m.

Number of Dancers per shift:

Cover Charge:

Food:  Lunch and Dinner

Drink Specials:  Beer and Wine $5.00

Books Features:  No features

Web Site:

 

JP's 

Address:  2412 Wisconsin Ave., Washington, D.C.

Phone:   (202) 333-7607

Type of Dancing:  Nude

Hours of operation:  Mon-Thur--11 a.m.-2 a.m., Fri & Sat--11 a.m.-3 a.m., Sun--4 p.m.-12 a.m.

Cover Charge:  None

Number of Dancers per shift:  16

Food:  Lunch and dinner

Drink Specials:  $6.00

Books Features:  No features

Web Site:  None

 

La Cage aux Follies  (Gay)

Address:  1352 S Capital St SE Washington, Washington DC

Phone:  (202) 554-3615

Type of Dancing:  Nude--Gay

Hours of operation:

Number of Dancers per shift:

Cover Charge:

Food:  Lunch and dinner

Drink Specials:  Full bar

Books Features:  No features

Web Site:  http://www.lacage.com/

 

Louie's Rogue 

Address:  476 K St. NW Washington, Washington DC

Phone:  (202) 371-2223

Type of Dancing:  Nude

Hours of operation:

Number of Dancers per shift: 

Cover Charge:

Food:  Lunch

Drink Specials:  $7.00

Books Features:  No features

Web Site:

 

Macombo Lounge  

Address:  5335 Georgia Ave NW Washington, Washington DC

Phone:  (202) 723-9803

Type of Dancing:  Topless

Hours of operation:  2:00 pm-2:00 am.

Number of Dancers per shift:

Cover Charge:

Food:  No food

Drink Specials:  $4.00

Books Features:  No features

Web Site:

 

Nexus The Gold Club

All in all this is probably a pretty good club.  However, it does not make a four star rating let alone a five.  First, although not as high as many drink prices does not make my benchmark standard as starting at less than $6.00.  It loses another star by not having features.

Address:  900 First St SE Washington, Washington DC

Phone:  (202) 488-3666

Type of Dancing:  Nude

Hours of operation:  See Web Site below

Number of Dancers per shift:  20-50

Cover Charge:

Food:  Dinner

Drink Specials:  $6.00

Books Features:  No features

Web Site:  http://www.nexusgoldclub.com/

 

Royal Palace Night Club 

Address:  1805 Connecticut Ave., N.W., Washington, D.C.

Phone:   (202) 232-2647

Type of Dancing:  Nude

Hours of operation:  11:00 a.m. to 2:00 a.m. Closed Mondays.

Cover Charge: 

Number of dancers per shift:  40

Food:  Snacks

Drink Specials:  $6.00

Books Features:  No features

Web Site: 

 

Wet (Gay)

Address:  52 L St SE Washington, Washington DC

Phone:  (202) 488-1200

Type of Dancing:  Nude

Hours of operation:  See web site below

Number of Dancers per shift:  6-10 gay dancers

Cover Charge:

Food:  No food

Drink Specials:  $5.00

Books Features:  yes

Web Site:  http://www.edgewet.com/

 

Ziegfeld's and Secrets (Gay)

Address:  1345 Half St. SE Washington, Washington DC

Phone:  (202) 554-5141

Type of Dancing:  Nude

Hours of operation:  See Web site below

Number of Dancers per shift: 

Cover Charge:

Food:  No food

Drink Specials:  $5.00

Books Features:  No features

Web Site:  http://www.secretsdc.com/

 

 

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