New Mexico Topless Clubs

The Jack Corbett Guide to New Mexico's topless clubs uses a unique five star rating system to evaluate New Mexico's strip clubs to save you valuable time so that you can find the clubs that serve your needs best.

Here's the way it works. If I think a club averages 15 or more dancers per shift, this club gets a star as I believe the best clubs will be able to attract and to keep a large enough number of girls to provide variety to its customers. 2. If a club does not have a web site, then I believe that club's ownership is brain dead, so---no star. 3. If a club has feature entertainers I believe that club is going the extra mile to provide that little extra level of entertainment to its customers--so yes, that club is going to get a star. 4. If a club charges more than six bucks for a drink or beer, then I'm thinking that club owner--owners is greedy, and "Oh no, no gold star for you." 5. Lastly, when you have customers in your club, particularly at night, at some point they are going to get hungry, and when they do if you don't have food, they are going to leave and usually not come back that night. So it makes good business sense to serve food even if it's something simple.

Note to club owners--Please e-mail me at if you have a site I have omitted in this guide as I will be more than happy to link it in your listing in order to give your patrons the accurate and detailed information they deserve. Do keep in mind, however, that you will be expected to provide this web site a return link.

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Albuquerque Strip Clubs

Chapter II Showclub

Address: 2294 Wyoming Blvd NE Albuquerque, New Mexico

Phone: (505) 298-1200

Type of Dancing: Topless

Hours of operation: 11 a.m.- 2 a.m.

Number of Dancers per shift: 20

Cover Charge:

Food: Snacks

Drink Specials: $5.00

Book Features: No

Web Site:

Fantasy World

Address: 5000 Jefferson St NE Albuquerque, New Mexico

Phone: (505) 884-2446

Type of Dancing: Nude

Hours of operation: 6 p.m.- 2 a.m.

Number of Dancers per shift: 25

Cover Charge: $10.00

Food: Lunch

Drink Specials: $5.00

Book Features: Yes

Web Site: http://www.fantasyworld-nm.com

Icehouse

Address: 506 1st St NW Albuquerque, New Mexico

Phone: (505) 247-2665

Type of Dancing: Nude

Hours of operation:

Number of Dancers per shift:

Cover Charge:

Food: No

Drink Specials: $10.00

Book Features: Yes

Web Site: http://www.theicehouse.com

Knockouts

Address: 311 Central Ave NW Albuquerque, New Mexico

Phone: (505) 243-2446

Type of Dancing: Topless

Hours of operation: 2 p.m.- 2 a.m.

Number of Dancers per shift:

Cover Charge: $3.00

Food: No

Drink Specials: $4.75

Book Features: Yes

Web Site:

Spearmint Rhino

Address: 1645 University Blvd. N. E. Albuquerque, New Mexico

Phone: (505) 243-3199

Type of Dancing: Topless

Hours of operation: 11 a.m.- 2 a.m.

Number of Dancers per shift:

Cover Charge: $5.00

Food: No

Drink Specials:

Book Features: No

Web Site: http://www.spearmintrhino.com

TD's North

Address: 6001 Brentwood Lane NE Albuquerque, New Mexico

Phone: (505) 875-1625

Type of Dancing: Topless

Hours of operation: 11 a.m.- 2.30 a.m.

Number of Dancers per shift:

Cover Charge: $10.00

Food: Lunch-Dinner

Drink Specials: $5.00

Book Features: No

Web Site: http://www.tdsalbuquerque.com

T.D.'S

Address: 2120 Eubank Blvd. NE Albuquerque, New Mexico

Phone: (505) 291-8282

Type of Dancing: Topless

Hours of operation: 11 a.m.- 2.30 a.m.

Number of Dancers per shift: 45

Cover Charge: $10.00

Food: Lunch-Dinner

Drink Specials: $7.00

Book Features: Yes

Web Site: http://www.tdsalbuquerque.com

Flora Vista Strip Clubs

Fox Tails

Address: 816 Hwy 505 Flora Vista, New Mexico

Phone: (505) 334-0502

Type of Dancing: Topless

Hours of operation:

Number of Dancers per shift: 30

Cover Charge:

Food: Dinner

Drink Specials: $3.00

Book Features: Yes

Web Site:

Hobbs Strip Clubs

Playmates

Address: 800 E Broadway St Hobbs, New Mexico

Phone: (505) 393-8771

Type of Dancing: Topless

Hours of operation: 6 p.m.- 1 a.m.

Number of Dancers per shift: 12

Cover Charge: $5.00

Food: No

Drink Specials: $4.00

Book Features: Yes

Web Site:

Longhorn Strip Clubs

203 Topless Country

Address: Interstate 40 exit 203 Longhorn, New Mexico

Phone: (505) 832-0626

Type of Dancing: Topless

Hours of operation: 9 p.m.- 2 a.m.

Number of Dancers per shift: 12

Cover Charge:

Food: No

Drink Specials: $4.00

Book Features: No

Web Site: http://www.203toplesscountry.com

Santa Fe Strip Clubs

Cheeks

Address: 2841 Cerrillos Rd Santa Fe, New Mexico

Phone: (505) 473-5259

Type of Dancing: Topless

Hours of operation: 4 p.m.- 2 a.m.

Number of Dancers per shift: 14

Cover Charge: $5.00

Food: No

Drink Specials: $5.00

Book Features: No

Web Site:

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The Jack Corbett Guide to Topless Clubs