The Jack Corbett Guide to Minnesota topless clubs uses a unique five star rating system to evaluate Minnesota strip clubs to save you valuable time so that you can find the clubs that serve your needs best.

Here's the way it works. If I think a club averages 15 or more dancers per shift, this club gets a star as I believe the best clubs will be able to attract and to keep a large enough number of girls to provide variety to its customers. 2. If a club does not have a web site, then I believe that club's ownership is brain dead, so---no star. 3. If a club has feature entertainers I believe that club is going the extra mile to provide that little extra level of entertainment to its customers--so yes, that club is going to get a star. 4. If a club charges more than six bucks for a drink or beer, then I'm thinking that club owner--owners is greedy, and "Oh no, no gold star for you." 5. Lastly, when you have customers in your club, particularly at night, at some point they are going to get hungry, and when they do if you don't have food, they are going to leave and usually not come back that night. So it makes good business sense to serve food even if it's something simple.

Note to club owners--Please e-mail me at if you have a site I have omitted in this guide as I will be more than happy to link it in your listing in order to give your patrons the accurate and detailed information they deserve. Do keep in mind, however, that you will be expected to provide this web site a return link.

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Albert Lea Strip Clubs

Aragon Bar - The Darkside

Address: 130 W College St., Albert Lea, Minnesota

Phone: (507) 377-1716

Type of Dancing: Topless

Hours of operation: 4.30 p.m.- 12.30 a.m.

Number of Dancers per shift: 7

Cover Charge: $2.00

Food: Snacks

Drink Specials: $2.00

Book Features: Yes

Web Site: http://www.freeborncounty.com

Austin Strip Clubs

Paradise Island

Address: 115 2nd Ave. NE, Austin, Minnesota

Phone: (507) 437-8808

Type of Dancing: Nude

Hours of operation: 4.30 p.m.- 1 a.m.

Number of Dancers per shift: 6

Cover Charge:

Food: Snacks

Drink Specials: $4.50

Book Features: No

Web Site:

Showgirl Saloon

Address: 318 1st. Street, NE Austin, Minnesota,

Phone: (507) 433-4011

Type of Dancing: Topless

Hours of operation: 4.30 p.m.- 1 a.m.

Number of Dancers per shift: 7

Cover Charge:

Food: No

Drink Specials: $7.00

Book Features: No

Web Site:

Bock Strip Clubs

Fat Jack's Cabaret

Address: 1682 Wall Ave Bock, Minnesota

Phone: (320) 556-3682

Type of Dancing: Nude

Hours of operation: 3 p.m.- 1 a.m.

Number of Dancers per shift: 15

Cover Charge: $5.00

Food: Lunch-Dinner

Drink Specials: $5.00

Book Features: No

Web Site: http://www.fatjacks.biz

Boyd Strip Clubs

Dangerous Curves

Address: 114 3rd St Boyd, Minnesota

Phone: (320) 855-5555

Type of Dancing: Nude

Hours of operation: 7.30 p.m.- 3 a.m.

Number of Dancers per shift: 14

Cover Charge: $10.00

Food: No

Drink Specials: $2.50

Book Features: No

Web Site: http://www.dangerouscurvesclub.com

Brainerd Strip Clubs

Blue Ox Bar

Address: 608 Laurel St., Brainerd, Minnesota

Phone: (218) 828-1862

Type of Dancing: Topless

Hours of operation:

Number of Dancers per shift:

Cover Charge:

Food: Snacks

Drink Specials: $4.00

Book Features: No

Web Site:

Cannon Falls Strip Clubs

Class Act

Address: 32115 64th Ave., Cannon Falls, Minnesota

Phone: (507) 263-5115

Type of Dancing: Nude

Hours of operation: 4 p.m.- 1 a.m.

Number of Dancers per shift: 20

Cover Charge: $8.00

Food: Dinner

Drink Specials: $5.50

Book Features: No

Web Site:

Carlos Strip Clubs

Lookers Gentlemen's Club

Address: 7919 N Hwy 29, Carlos, Minnesota

Phone: (320) 852-9830

Type of Dancing: Nude

Hours of operation: 6 p.m.- 2 a.m.

Number of Dancers per shift:

Cover Charge: $10.00

Food: No

Drink Specials: $3.00

Book Features: No

Web Site:

Cosmos Strip Clubs

STUDIO 7

Address: 10 Milky way, Cosmos, Minnesota

Phone: (320) 877-9089

Type of Dancing: Bikini

Hours of operation: 8 p.m.- 2 a.m.

Number of Dancers per shift: 15

Cover Charge:

Food: Snacks

Drink Specials: $2.00-$3.00

Book Features: No

Web Site:

Duluth Strip Clubs

Club Saratoga

Address: 331 Canal Park Dr., Duluth, Minnesota

Phone: (218) 722-5577

Type of Dancing: Nude

Hours of operation: 3 p.m.- 2 a.m.

Number of Dancers per shift: 4

Cover Charge: $3.00

Food: No

Drink Specials: $3.50

Book Features: Yes

Web Site: http://www.clubsaratoga.com

Eden Valley Strip Clubs

Garden of Eden Gentlemen's Club

Address: 688 Meeker Ave., East Eden Valley, Minnesota

Phone: (320) 453-7080

Type of Dancing: Nude

Hours of operation: 7 p.m.- 3 a.m.

Number of Dancers per shift: 20

Cover Charge: $10.00

Food: Snacks

Drink Specials: $3.00-$5.00

Book Features: No

Web Site: http://www.gardenofedenvalley.com

Eveleth Strip Clubs

Tuna's Bar

Address: 507-1/2 Grant Avenue, Eveleth, Minnesota

Phone: (218) 744-6160

Type of Dancing: Topless

Hours of operation: 4

Number of Dancers per shift:

Cover Charge:

Food: No

Drink Specials: $3.00

Book Features: No

Web Site:

Fridley Strip Clubs

Sharx Sports Bar and Nightclub (Male)

Address: 3720 E River Rd., Fridley, Minnesota

Phone: (612) 781-9318

Type of Dancing: Swinger

Hours of operation: 7 a.m.- 9 p.m.

Number of Dancers per shift: 16

Cover Charge:

Food: Lunch-Dinner

Drink Specials: $4.50

Book Features: No

Web Site: http://xcaliber-llc.com

Gilbert Strip Clubs

Gladiator Bar

Address: 307 N Broadway Street, Gilbert, Minnesota

Phone: (218) 741-0914

Type of Dancing: Topless

Hours of operation: 5 p.m.- 1 a.m.

Number of Dancers per shift: 3

Cover Charge:

Food: No

Drink Specials: $3.00

Book Features: No

Web Site:

Harris Strip Clubs

Heart Breakers

Address: 44015 Forest Blvd., Harris, Minnesota

Phone: (651) 674-8275

Type of Dancing: Topless

Hours of operation: 5 p.m.- 2 a.m.

Number of Dancers per shift: 15

Cover Charge: $5.00

Food: Lunch

Drink Specials: $4.00

Book Features: Yes

Web Site: http://heartbreakersnightclub.com

Inver Grove Hts Strip Clubs

King of Diamonds

Address: 6600 River Rd., Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota

Phone: (651) 455-3886

Type of Dancing: Nude

Hours of operation: 3.30 p.m.- 2 a.m.

Number of Dancers per shift: 100

Cover Charge: $5.00

Food: Snacks

Drink Specials: $5.50

Book Features: No

Web Site: http://www.king-diamonds.com

Mankato Strip Clubs

Mettlers

Address: 117 S Front St., Mankato, Minnesota

Phone: (507) 388-6885

Type of Dancing: Topless

Hours of operation: 5.30 p.m.- 1 a.m.

Number of Dancers per shift: 15

Cover Charge: $2.00

Food: Lunch-Dinner

Drink Specials: $4.00

Book Features: No

Web Site:

Mendota Strip Clubs

Mendota Saloon

Address: Mendota, Minnesota

Phone: (651) 452-9582

Type of Dancing: Bikini

Hours of operation: 9 p.m.- 1 a.m.

Number of Dancers per shift:

Cover Charge:

Food: Lunch-Dinner

Drink Specials: $3.00

Book Features: No

Web Site:

Minneapolis Strip Clubs

22nd Ave Station

Address: 2121 University Ave., NE Minneapolis, Minnesota

Phone: (612) 789-9876

Type of Dancing: Topless

Hours of operation: 12 p.m.- 1 a.m.

Number of Dancers per shift:

Cover Charge: $5.00

Food: Snacks

Drink Specials: $4.00

Book Features: No

Web Site:

Augies

Address: 424 Hennepin Ave., Minneapolis, Minnesota

Phone: (612) 333-7652

Type of Dancing: Topless

Hours of operation: 5 p.m.- 2 a.m.

Number of Dancers per shift:

Cover Charge: $5.00

Food: No

Drink Specials: $5.00

Book Features: Yes

Web Site: http://www.augiescabaret.com

B.J.'s Liquor Lounge

Address: 229 W Broadway Ave., Minneapolis, Minnesota

Phone: (612) 521-4144

Type of Dancing: Topless

Hours of operation: 11.30 a.m.- 1 a.m.

Number of Dancers per shift:

Cover Charge:

Food: Snacks

Drink Specials: $4.00

Book Features: No

Web Site:

Choice Gentleman's Club

Address: 254 2nd Ave., N Minneapolis, Minnesota

Phone: (612) 204-0207

Type of Dancing: Nude

Hours of operation: 12 p.m.- 4 a.m.

Number of Dancers per shift: 25

Cover Charge: $10.00

Food: Snacks

Drink Specials: $3.00-$4.00

Book Features: No

Web Site:

Deja Vu- Dreamgirls

Address: 14 North 5th St., Minneapolis, Minnesota

Phone: (612) 333-7326

Type of Dancing: Nude

Hours of operation: 11.30 a.m.- 3.30 a.m.

Number of Dancers per shift: 20

Cover Charge: $6.00

Food: Snacks

Drink Specials: $8.00

Book Features: Yes

Web Site: http://main.dejavu.com

Deja Vu- Minneapolis

Address: 315 Washington Ave., N Minneapolis, Minnesota

Phone: (612) 333-6333

Type of Dancing: Nude

Hours of operation: 11 a.m.- 3.30 a.m.

Number of Dancers per shift: 100

Cover Charge: $8.00

Food: No

Drink Specials: $9.00

Book Features: No

Web Site: http://main.dejavu.com

Rick's Cabaret

Address: 300 S Third St., Minneapolis, Minnesota

Phone: (612) 321-0488

Type of Dancing: Topless

Hours of operation: 11 a.m.- 2 a.m.

Number of Dancers per shift:

Cover Charge: $10.00

Food: Lunch-Dinner

Drink Specials: $7.00

Book Features: No

Web Site: http://www.ricks.com

Sex World

Address: 241 2nd Ave., N Minneapolis, Minnesota

Phone: (715) 426-6590

Type of Dancing: Peep Show

Hours of operation:

Number of Dancers per shift:

Cover Charge:

Food: No

Drink Specials:

Book Features: No

Web Site: http://sexlunch.com

Schieks Palace Royale

Address:   115 S 4th St., Minneapolis, Minnesota

Phone: (612) 341-0054

Type of Dancing: Topless

Hours of operation:   6 p.m.- 2 a.m.

Number of Dancers per shift: 100

Cover Charge:   $10.00

Food: Dinner

Drink Specials: $8.00

Book Features: No

Web Site: http://www.schieks.com

Skyway Lounge

Address: 723 Hennepin Ave., Minneapolis, Minnesota

Phone: (612) 333-2323

Type of Dancing: Topless

Hours of operation: 1 p.m. -2 a.m.

Number of Dancers per shift: 5

Cover Charge:

Food: Lunch-Dinner

Drink Specials: $3.75

Book Features: No

Web Site:

The Seville Club

Address: 15 Glenwood Ave., N Minneapolis, Minnesota

Phone: (612) 465-8777

Type of Dancing: Topless

Hours of operation: 6 p.m.- 2 a.m.

Number of Dancers per shift: 50

Cover Charge: $8.00

Food: No

Drink Specials:

Book Features: No

Web Site: http://www.thesevilleclub.com

Whispers (418 Club)

Address: 418 3rd Ave., N Minneapolis, Minnesota

Phone: (612) 664-0231

Type of Dancing: Nude

Hours of operation: 8 p.m.- 5 a.m.

Number of Dancers per shift: 20

Cover Charge: $10.00

Food: Lunch-Dinner

Drink Specials: $6.50

Book Features: No

Web Site:

Rice Strip Clubs

King's on the Lake

Address: 9450 NW Hwy. 10, Rice MN

Phone: 320-393-2323

Type of Dancing: Nude

Hours of operation: Wed-Sat--4 p.m.-4 a.m.

Cover Charge: $5.00

Food: Yes

Myrtle Strip Clubs

C J s Revenge Theatre

Address: 204 Main Street, Myrtle, Minnesota

Phone: (507) 448-0088

Type of Dancing: Nude

Hours of operation: 5 p.m.- 1 a.m.

Number of Dancers per shift: 20

Cover Charge: $5.00

Food: Snacks

Drink Specials: $2.00-$4.00

Book Features: No

Web Site:

Ripley Strip Clubs

Camp Store

Address: 15041 Highway 115, Ripley, Minnesota

Phone: (320) 632-5856

Type of Dancing: Nude

Hours of operation:

Number of Dancers per shift:

Cover Charge:

Food: No

Drink Specials: $3.50

Book Features: No

Web Site:

Sauk Rapids Strip Clubs

Sugar Daddy's

Address: 500 66th St., NW Sauk Rapids, Minnesota

Phone: (320) 529-9100

Type of Dancing: Nude

Hours of operation: 5 p.m.- 2 a.m.

Number of Dancers per shift: 30

Cover Charge: $10.00

Food: Snacks

Drink Specials: $5.00

Book Features: Yes

Web Site:

Scanlon Strip Clubs

Sugar Daddy's

Address: 1318 Hwy 45, Scanlon, Minnesota

Phone: (218) 879-8668

Type of Dancing: Nude

Hours of operation:

Number of Dancers per shift: 12

Cover Charge:

Food: Snacks

Drink Specials: $5.00

Book Features: No

Web Site:

Shelly Strip Clubs

Bears Den

Address: 16 2nd St., Shelly, Minnesota

Phone: (218) 886-6336

Type of Dancing: Nude

Hours of operation: 5 p.m.- 2 a.m.

Number of Dancers per shift: 12

Cover Charge: $10.00

Food: Lunch-Dinner

Drink Specials: $5.25

Book Features: No

Web Site:

St. Paul Strip Clubs

Lamp Lighter Lounge

Address: 160 Larpenteur Ave., W St. Paul, Minnesota

Phone: (651) 489-9200

Type of Dancing: Nude

Hours of operation: 11 a.m.- 2 a.m.

Number of Dancers per shift: 20

Cover Charge: $5.00

Food: Lunch

Drink Specials: $4.00

Book Features: No

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