Tits, Too Much or too little?
by Jack Corbett

Girl with the big breasts

The world waits for the answer to the ultimate question, which is, do men prefer natural or silicon enhanced breasts? So it is of the utmost importance that you go to the Looking Glass Forum to cast your vote now.

Let me ask you a question. Regardless of your feelings about tits, have you ever wanted to know what ALL other men think? I don't think such a study exists and if it does I sure as hell don't know where to find it. While shooting feature showcases throughout the United States going from strip club to strip club with my Nikon D-1 X there's so many times that I wanted to take my own poll by going through the clubs with an impromptu ballot box and ballots asking all the customers to cast their vote. The problem was someone was hiring me to take all those pictures or at least paying for my hotel expenses while most of the entertainers sporting silicon were girls I knew and for the most part liked. Both the girls and the club or talent agency hiring me would have thought I was making fun of silicon breasts and I would have been banished from the world of adult entertainment as I knew it back then.

It's time for a flashback. I'm at Big Al's in Peoria, Illinois on my first night. For the next three nights I will be shooting pictures of 19 feature entertainers who have come from all over the United States for the talent Agency which is putting on the feature showcase which is being hosted by Big Al. Club owners from across the country have been invited to visit the club as Big Al's guests so that they could watch the feature entertainers perform and discuss business with the girls they wanted to book. To a feature entertainer who was chosen by one of the visiting club owners or top club managers a booking won at the feature showcase would mean anywhere from $1500 to $12000 for a three day gig with her travel and hotel expenses paid by the hosting club. The agency as the booking agent would get a 15 % commission for handling the booking arrangement between the club and the entertainer. But tonight is the get acquainted night. There are no visiting club owners just yet. And with the exception of a waiter or waitress, the owners of the talent agency, the bartender, and the 19 feature entertainers and myself there's hardly anyone else in the room---except for a couple of men who've come in to make their sales pitch to the girls.

The house dancers are all performing in another room for the club's customers. This room's equally large but we have it for ourselves. Jeanette and Frank are taking advantage of this first night to acclimate the entertainers to both the club and their agency. I notice several faces I've never seen before. But most of the girls I already know and have photographed them many times. One of them will wind up visiting me a year later for a photo shoot at the Cheshire Inn in St. Louis which will wind up giving us a gorgeous suite free of charge that normally goes for $250 a night. She's the one with the smallest breasts, and that little detail is how I would wind up getting the suite free of charge. The Cheshire Inn's manager wanted an attractive girl who had a wholesome natural look about her. Our arrangement was that any of the pictures I got at the Cheshire Inn I could turn over to the hotel so that it could use them for the hotel's own promotion.

Frank and Jeanette are married. They make a terrific team at running the agency. Frank's got a terrific resonant voice which makes him a top notch public speaker. It's Frank who gets up to address the feature entertainers. The first part of his speech went something like this:

"Ladies, as feature entertainers your primary concern is to make as much money as possible so the first key to your success is to get a high quality breast job."

Jim then went on to introduce a newcomer who passed little brochures around to all the feature entertainers. If I recall the man was a plastic surgeon. In any case he was representing a small group of plastic surgeons who specialized in breast augmentation. His brochures contained a price list. He then outlined to the feature entertainers the benefits of his company's breast augmentation programs and how it would make the feature entertainers more money once they enlarged their breasts.

But the one thing I never forgot was the guarantee although it's exact provisions I never remembered in the first place. But its gist was a 50 % reduction on the next surgery to any breasts submitted to his team. What that told me was there was an excellent chance for complications to a set of breasts that might be submitted for enhancement. Or that the surgery might not meet up to the expectations of the customer.

So there it is. The owners of the talent agency truly believe that it is vitally important for a feature entertainer to undergo breast surgery in order for them--and the agency sponsoring them--to maximize their earnings potential. It is also likely that club owners believe it also. The end result of such indoctrination is nearly every visiting feature entertainer you will ever see performing in strip clubs has had a breast job. And, when you hear all those radio advertisements airing the credits of the latest visiting feature entertainer at your favorite strip club, you will hear such bits as "With measurements of 38-26-36, Angel was Miss Texas's most succulent breasts girl of the year, Xtreme Magazine's Most delicious knockers of the decade" and so on.

But that's only the beginning. Bit tits are in, small tits are ugly" then permeates its way deep into the American subconscious. In fact, even here in Thailand, women keep telling their daughters, "Big Milk good." And it all starts with the glorification of unnatural breasts in the American adult entertainment industry which either believes that men really do prefer enhanced breasts or which creates and spreads the myth that "real women have big flashlight projecting tits that project beams of light that mesmerize all males the beams touch." Perhaps there really is such a thing as the Marlboro Man that still exists in the American cowboy and there really is such a creature who is capable of bewitching nearly all men with her wondrous breasts alone. But we will never know, will we?

Because such a study does not exist.

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