She's always in motion, flitting around the main room from customer to customer and it's not going to really
matter if she's bar tendering or waitressing, she's not one to be ignored. She makes her presence felt and she
has this special way of doing it that makes each customer feel as if he's a special guest. As much as any dancer
who's ever worked here, she's developed a following. Men come in just to see her. And when they leave she
will more often than not personally escort them to the door.
And here in a moment of time rarely
captured by camera is a Lori not in
motion. Poised at the bar early in the day
before it got busy she's caught off guard
by Jack's ever roving camera----reading
about anything and everything. Her mind
like her body, never stops moving.
Now who wouldn't like having a bartender like her? Come here and you get it all--------good service, a great line of gab and then there's those things that are hard to talk about.
Her incredible hair for instance. Or her slender five foot seven figure. As if this is not enough those long willowy legs will keep you coming back.
By now you might be getting a faint glimpse of why Lori's the woman of the month here at alphapro and why her pictures spotlight the site. Unlike most of the others who have been here before her, Lori does not take off her clothes in the topless-bottomless club she works in------Visions over in Centreville, Illinois. But take our word for it, there's a lot of guys who wish she would.
You have to look at it this way, if you like to have a few, and most of us do, who are you going to be dealing with most along with your favorite dancer? The bartender or waitress. She's the point man...........I mean woman of the club....the single person probably most responsible for remembering your club experience as a good or bad one, again, with the possible exception of your favorite dancer. And if your favorite dancer's like many we've gotten to know, she's likely not to stay for long, club turnover being what it is. But your bartender's likely to stay to become like yourself a permanent fixture of the club. (Don't ever leave us, Lori).
One cannot overemphasize the importance of having a great bartender. She will put up with you when you make such a drunken ass of yourself that every other woman in the room stays at least thirty feet away. She will look after all those bills you left on the bar----thinking that hundred you just left there was a one. And if you really get in a bad way, who's going to call that cab for you? The janitor? Hell no. The dirty jobs, like taking care of you, always go to the bartender.
Now I want to get one thing clarified before I
continue. People ask me why I go to Visions.
There's many reasons but let's make no mistakes
about the primary one. The women here are damn
good looking and friendly------just don't take the
picture of Lori trying to put my eyes out with
birthday cake too seriously. The pictures I've taken
of her so far do not begin to account for how
seriously she takes her job and just how effective
she is at being either a bartender or waitress. They
show instead a woman having fun and one who
enjoys cutting up with the photographer.
You just can't ignore physics. A man or woman who moves twice as fast as the next can get twice as much done. That's Lori for you-------you are just not going to have to wait very long for your next drink. Hustling behind the bar, keeping it neat, keeping track of who needs another drink, cooking up food orders in the little kitchen adjoining the bar she's more than up to everything that needs to be done.
But notice how she climbs up on the bar to perch there like a cat. Now most women would sit on a bar stool.....right? Not Lori. Key word in case you were not paying attention is "cat".
Like a cat she's quick, always on the move. Cleaning up the bar, roving from one end of it to another, always keeping an eye out for her customers--being quick to notice if their glasses have begun to run empty.
I've waxed eloquently about her so far. Going to quit while I'm ahead. I just have one favor to ask of anyone who's reading this and that is---------if you are ever at Visions tell Lori you've read about her at alphapro. You might even want to call the club first at 618-332-6141 to see when she's working. She stays on a pretty strict schedule so she's likely to be where she's promised (the club) to be.
Now don't get me wrong, there are some excellent dancers here--some who really know how to put on a show.
So does this bartender--waitress-without taking a stitch of clothing off or doing one dance step on that center
stage. And I didn't even mention some of the other bartenders and waitresses here so I'll just sum them up in
six words. "They are some of the best." But this articles about Lori, who deservedly is the Alpha Productions
woman of the month.
Check out the Visions Web Site for more about Lori, her friends, and this fine Centreville club
Update on Lori----the World's Best Bartender
She said it. We didn't. We just happen to agree with her. Sadly Visions no longer exists as a straight topless bottomless club having changed its name to Boxers and Briefs. But all is not lost now that Lori is bar tendering at Hot Shots in South Country St Louis. (Call 314-416-8516 for her schedule. She's worth it). And that's no joke for when they made her they threw away the mold.
Now ya gotta know Jack and what makes him tick. Booze. And Lori knows how to get close to his heart. So when Visions became a non heterosexual man's kind of place Jack started to miss his favorite bartender, now upgraded to the Worlds Best Bartender. It really started to get to him when Plone was visiting from San Francisco. The pair decided not only to find Lori but to immortalize her for eternity. After all being Worlds Best Bartender is no sneezing matter and there were simply no substitutes to be found not even in Hong Kong and Tokyo.
Lori had given Jack her address in New Athens. The problem was......where in the hell is New Athens. And that started it--------Jack and Plone's search for the Goddess of New Athens. It took awhile to find the little town but the search was worth it. They found Lori.....not only found her but found Sahara one of Jack's all time favorite dancers and they got it all down on film. And it is here for your viewing and listening pleasure at the new Alphapro video center-------Sensations
Then----many months later Lori got online after buying a nice computer and became dangerous, taking on alphalori, as her handle. Applying her drive, courage, determination, intelligence and sense of humor to Cyberland, in a matter of three short months her developing computer skills began to outstrip those of many who've been online for years. But what do you expect from a woman who'd dare call herself alphalori? Alphas after all are the leaders of the wolf pack and this Alpha has proven many times over she's got the stuff to back it all up.
