Sexy Professional Exotic Wresting--SPEW--started when Iowa's topless-bottomless champon, Heather, wrestled Killer Kloey, Missouri's chamption stripper wrestler.  Heather first captured my imagination at Nudes-A-Poppin where I had learned that she had once been hired as a celebrity's bodyguard.  After doing the photo shoot, I took Heather and Krazy Ted to the Foxes and Hounds Tavern a the Cheshire Lodge in Clayton, Missouri. I had read a four page article in the Saint Louis Post Dispatch about Mark Pollom, the tavern's resident bartender, a man who had written several books and acquired a certain degree of notoriety throughout the Saint Louis area. 

Decked out in the style of a traditional English pub, Foxes and Hounds, had become one of my favorite watering holes even though I was then living across the river in Illinois.  I had fond memories of eating Welsh Rarebit at the Cheshire Lodge in my High School days while a few years later my sister had her wedding reception there while I was still in college. 

So after reading about Mark in St. Louis's number one newspaper I just had to meet him and once I did I found that Mark was everything the St. Louis Post Dispatch had made him out to be So there we were, Krazy Ted, Heather and  me having a few special concoctions Mark was making up for us when Krazy Ted suddenly broke out in that crazy demented laugh of his--"We should call her "Dirty Heather" in your article Jack."  When I agreed, Mark replied, "Shouldn't Heather have something to say about this?"  But when it became obvious that Heather was enthralled by the comparison between Clint Eastwood's Dirty Harry and herself  my upcoming article "Dirty Heather and the Colt Python was assured...

It wasn't long after treme Magazine published Dirty Heather and the Colt Python that aked Heather to pose with a 30 caliber Browning belt fed M 19 machine gun which is what armed American troops in World War II and Krea. In his article Dirty Heather bcame Machine Gun Heather. But all of this paled compared to what Heather did next.

Every week Big Daddy's Cabaret was hosting its hot oil wrestling which pitted American servicemen from Fort Leonard Wood, which was practically next door to the strip club, against Big Daddy's entertainers. Big Daddy, the club owner who had once been a professional D.J. as well as an ex television professional wrestler had been filling the pit with mashed potatoes and gravy and whatever else his fertile mind could conjure up.  So it didn't take much to convince BD to host a Missouri versus State of Iowa wrestling competition. His girls headed by Killer Kloey had lots of experience wrestling against United States Marines and Army guys so surely their toughest stripper should be able to easily defeat the upstart from Iowa even if she did call herself Dirty Heather.The match f champions, the blood bath of blood baths was conceived at the Exotic Dancer Expo in Las Vegas once Big Daddy got his head together with Big Mike, the general manager of the Lumberyard strip club in Des Moines. Krazy Ted as one of my most loyal writers for the Looking Glass Magazine.